It's that odd mystery casserole that gets made once a year. It looks new, it smells new but deep down you know it's the crap you choked down last year.
If you don't feel like that fits then it's a McRib. Just like the McRib it comes around once year, enticing you with misleading ads and pulls you in. You buy it, you smell it and you stare at it. It looks the same, it smells the same, but somehow every year it tastes slightly worse.
RIP Christopher Scott "Chris" Kyle (April 8, 1974 February 2, 2013), Deadliest Man In American History, 160 confirmed kills May Paradise welcome you