You have 1 perk to use at your place of employment. What do you pick?

#1SevenDayCandlePosted 6/25/2013 5:26:12 PM
You have to choose only 1 perk to use at your place of employment. Which one do you go with?

Lightweight: Move a bit faster and perform tasks using your hands a bit quicker.
Flak Jacket: Never have angry customers explode on you.
Blind Eye: Never have to deal with management.
Hardline: Earn 10% more pay.
Ghost: Never have to deal with customers directly.

Hard Wired: All electronics always work for you. Including printers, fax machines (LOL), and phones (always goes through, no holding on the line).
Scavenger: Restocks your supplies for you.
Cold Blooded: Invisible to all security cameras.
Fast Hands: 1 'Giggity' break per shift.
Toughness: Able to stand up to the boss without them yelling.

Dexterity: Able to make the equipment work faster for you.
Engineer: Ability to diagnose problems with mechanical equipment and fix them easier.
Dead Silence: Ability to have your equipment, tools, computer, students, kids you're watching. etc, make no noise.
Extreme Conditioning: Able to finish an 8 hour shift in 7 hours.
Tactical Mask: Don't have to deal with any foul smells.
Awareness: Able to eaves drop on others much easier.

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#2LoshadtPosted 6/25/2013 5:27:26 PM
Dead Silence, because my students never shut the hell up.
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#3Materia-KeeperPosted 6/25/2013 5:35:10 PM
Extreme Conditioning. Nothing like an extended lunch.
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#4HeartlessCharmsPosted 6/25/2013 5:36:31 PM
Materia-Keeper posted...
Extreme Conditioning. Nothing like an extended lunch.


Extreme Conditioning or Hardline, easily.
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#5BipBapBamPosted 6/25/2013 5:42:35 PM
Fast Hands
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#6MissElenaPosted 6/25/2013 5:51:07 PM
Tactical mask...my agent's breath can stink sometimes lol.
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#7majorgalaxyPosted 6/25/2013 6:30:08 PM
depends on what job it is.

if it is McDonalds then flak jacket because McDonalds is really ghetto

personally id pick dead silence

never have to hear little baby jr sum b*tch scream its head off when im walking around a mall or grocery store
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#8ElWipeOPosted 6/25/2013 6:35:06 PM
Any would be extremely useful but probably Ghost. I think I have had Fast Hands equipped for too long.
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#9SkilzMCPosted 6/25/2013 6:46:43 PM
The one where you get a better hobby. ; )
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#10FaithInAllPosted 6/25/2013 6:50:20 PM
HeartlessCharms posted...
Materia-Keeper posted...
Extreme Conditioning. Nothing like an extended lunch.


Extreme Conditioning or Hardline, easily.

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