Oh, my god, I forgot how hilarious demons were in this series.

#1CaptainLukaPosted 7/16/2013 2:15:21 PM
First experience with a Gryphon: "IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH DEMONS, TAKE ME HAND."
My reply: "That's your foreleg..."
Gryphon: "I KNEW THAT. IT'S JUST A MISTAKE. YOUR FAULT." -Attacks ruthlessly, killing my Centaur-

I couldn't help but laugh.
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#2zombie_basher13Posted 7/16/2013 2:22:25 PM
I know, it's extremely endearing, I love it. Demons are kinda frustrating to recruit because in trying to do so they will most often brutalize you and take a lot of stuff, but man it's comedic gold at least. Better than something like Dragon Quest Monsters with a percentage, or Pokemon with watching a ball roll.
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#3CaptainLuka(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2013 2:29:40 PM
I find myself intentionally pissing them off at times just to see their response. Mokois are great so far as well.
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#4lulzacePosted 7/16/2013 2:32:54 PM
LOLOLOL ahem eyup
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#5CaptainLuka(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2013 2:41:31 PM
Another Gryphon: "YOU SHOW ME GREETING."
My reply: "AWOOOOOOO!"
Gryphon: "YOU CRAZY. ME NO TALK." -flees-
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#6DaimaoTakahashiPosted 7/16/2013 2:42:32 PM
Napaea: "Will you marry me?"
Player: >sure
-Hell no!
-I need an adult
Napaea: "Ooh, I can't join your party just yet, honeykins. Can you give me 75% of your HP, lover?"
Player: >Ok
-How about no
-I think we should get a divorce
Napaea: "Darling, can you give me 234 Macca coins?"
Player: >...Ok
-NO
-I think we should see other people...
Napaea: "Well I got what I wanted. I think it is time we got a divorce, sweetcheeks. Bye, sucker"

Napaea is a cold mistress.
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#7CaptainLuka(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2013 2:43:58 PM
Oh my god. I am sorry for spamming, but Gryphons are amazing.
Gryphon: "YOU TAKE CHANCE! YOU DIG HERE! HURRY!"
My three options? Dig. Dig. Dig. What the hell lolol

Choose middle option. Gryphon: "HMMMM. NOTHING THERE. CONSOLATION PRIZE! ME YOUR ALLY!"

This game is killing me.
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#8CaptainLuka(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2013 2:44:51 PM
DaimaoTakahashi posted...
Napaea: "Will you marry me?"
Player: >sure
-Hell no!
-I need an adult
Napaea: "Ooh, I can't join your party just yet, honeykins. Can you give me 75% of your HP, lover?"
Player: >Ok
-How about no
-I think we should get a divorce
Napaea: "Darling, can you give me 234 Macca coins?"
Player: >...Ok
-NO
-I think we should see other people...
Napaea: "Well I got what I wanted. I think it is time we got a divorce, sweetcheeks. Bye, sucker"

Napaea is a cold mistress.


Almost the exact same thing happened to me on my first encounter with a Napaea.
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#9TyrantLowKeyPosted 7/16/2013 2:52:49 PM
Been playing Soul Hackers. Some of stuff is just classic. Until I get someone killed.
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#10StormfeatherPosted 7/16/2013 2:56:34 PM
I forget the exact wording, but (yet again a gryphon IIRC) one discussion went something like:

"Me hungry! You feed me."

-Eat yourself.

"Me all made of meat! Have food forever! You genius!"
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