Big Boss' girlfriends (SPOILERS)

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2 years ago#1
This is what he has had to tell everyone of his girlfriends after 1953.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37519320.jpg
I'd be a demon too if I were in his shoes. I'd also raise an army of child soldiers, in some kind of twisted form of adoption.
Phantom Pee Pee.
2 years ago#2
Its been a while Dragon...I thought the Phantom PeePee was dead and gone.
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2 years ago#3
We all know he had a crush on Amanda, and it was totally returned. Can't deny that tension. Especially after listening to all audio tapes.
2 years ago#4
Big Boss' gonads may be dead and shrivled, but I and the theory are alive and well.
Also, I am drunk.
2 years ago#5
ShadowHearse posted...
We all know he had a crush on Amanda, and it was totally returned. Can't deny that tension. Especially after listening to all audio tapes.


Are you serious? Amanda had a crush on big bob. Bob totally banged her, but he didnt consider her anythng more than a one night stand.

also, bobs balls arent shriveled. he just shoots blanks.
2 years ago#6
Major spoilers! tc isn't funny, never was funny and never will be funny. RickMoranis is funnier and he isn't funny at all, so that makes tc negative funny, he makes babies and little puppies depressed.
2 years ago#7
darthcid posted...
Major spoilers! tc isn't funny, never was funny and never will be funny. RickMoranis is funnier and he isn't funny at all, so that makes tc negative funny, he makes babies and little puppies depressed.


RickMoranis is not funny, I find Dragon funny. sorry for your bad taste.
2 years ago#8
Hamiwiful posted...
darthcid posted...
Major spoilers! tc isn't funny, never was funny and never will be funny. RickMoranis is funnier and he isn't funny at all, so that makes tc negative funny, he makes babies and little puppies depressed.


RickMoranis is not funny, I find Dragon funny. sorry for your bad taste.


Phantom pee pee, amirite...anyone....am I funny yet, no, I'm not. I never said RickMoranis was funny.
2 years ago#9
Soliquidus Bosselot > Phantom pee pee


And phantom pee pee was ripped off from a topic I made about the whereabouts of Big Boss' and Raiden's pee pees in MGS4. It got modded.
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2 years ago#10
RickMoranis posted...
Soliquidus Bosselot > Phantom pee pee


And phantom pee pee was ripped off from a topic I made about the whereabouts of Big Boss' and Raiden's pee pees in MGS4. It got modded.


Sadly, Rick is absolutely correct.

Neither are funny. Like at all. Nor have they ever been. But at least Soliquidus Bosselot sounds clever while "Phantom Pee Pee" is just boring.
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