Let's play "Toriyama'd"

#1wolf riderPosted 9/17/2012 4:13:56 AM
I'm sure everyone's played this game before, but I'll give an example.

Biggs: I wish Lightning was playable in LR.

Wedge: Granted, but she's the only playable character. Toriyama'd!

Anyway, I'll start:

I wish instead of lame ass Otacon Hope we get badass cyborg ninja Hope.
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#2King_Shortt_IXPosted 9/17/2012 4:17:57 AM
Sounds a lot like corrupt a wish.

I wish instead of lame ass Otacon Hope we get badass cyborg ninja Hope.

Granted, but he only knows how to slice fruit like a ninja. Toriyama'd!

I wish we could get Zombie Serah in this game.
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#3HopesNo1FanPosted 9/17/2012 4:32:30 AM
Granted, but now the whole game is about protecting her from zombie busters and holy water. Toriyama'd :P

I wish this game doesn't have DLC.
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#4supereerikPosted 9/17/2012 4:33:46 AM
King_Shortt_IX posted...
Sounds a lot like corrupt a wish.

I wish instead of lame ass Otacon Hope we get badass cyborg ninja Hope.

Granted, but he only knows how to slice fruit like a ninja. Toriyama'd!

I wish we could get Zombie Serah in this game.


Granted, but she will be stuck in the first game area forever due to the overall clumsiness of the zombies. Eventually the natural progress of decay would end her struggles. Nomura'd!

I wish we could have a selection of different standard battle themes, not just one.
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#5RomangeloPosted 9/17/2012 5:08:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PTLSk.jpg
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#64dfmaEFPosted 9/17/2012 5:13:14 AM
^this guy sucks at this game.
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#7madapocketPosted 9/17/2012 5:15:41 AM
Romangelo posted...
http://i.imgur.com/PTLSk.jpg


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#8TehAssasinPosted 9/17/2012 5:39:30 AM
supereerik posted...
King_Shortt_IX posted...
Sounds a lot like corrupt a wish.

I wish instead of lame ass Otacon Hope we get badass cyborg ninja Hope.

Granted, but he only knows how to slice fruit like a ninja. Toriyama'd!

I wish we could get Zombie Serah in this game.


Granted, but she will be stuck in the first game area forever due to the overall clumsiness of the zombies. Eventually the natural progress of decay would end her struggles. Nomura'd!

I wish we could have a selection of different standard battle themes, not just one.


Granted, but the themes are so bad it makes your cochlea bleed. Toriyama'd!

I wish this game is cancelled in favor of FF Versus XIII and Type-0 localization.
#9jfielding95Posted 9/17/2012 5:47:42 AM
This game is dumb
#10ValcristPLPosted 9/17/2012 5:49:22 AM
TehAssasin posted...
supereerik posted...
King_Shortt_IX posted...
Sounds a lot like corrupt a wish.

I wish instead of lame ass Otacon Hope we get badass cyborg ninja Hope.

Granted, but he only knows how to slice fruit like a ninja. Toriyama'd!

I wish we could get Zombie Serah in this game.


Granted, but she will be stuck in the first game area forever due to the overall clumsiness of the zombies. Eventually the natural progress of decay would end her struggles. Nomura'd!

I wish we could have a selection of different standard battle themes, not just one.


Granted, but the themes are so bad it makes your cochlea bleed. Toriyama'd!

I wish this game is cancelled in favor of FF Versus XIII and Type-0 localization.



Granted, but they both become iPhone exclusive. SE'd!

I wish there was an option to kill Lightning in LR.
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