THEORY: Noel is Caius

#111Lord_FishyStickPosted 10/11/2012 11:36:07 PM
jfielding95 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
...Why did you automatically assume that I'm drunk?


I'll leave that to your imagination.


Okay then.

*imagines Kupo not appreciating me retelling the events of Terra's imprisonment in a much more child-friendly fashion*

Because we all know what Kefka really did when she was all tied up and had no free will of her own. :I


Tickle her?


Yes.

Kids shouldn't have to watch that crap. They deserve better. They deserve death-defying circus acts.
#112kupo1705Posted 10/11/2012 11:36:32 PM
Lord_FishyStick posted...
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
...Why did you automatically assume that I'm drunk?


I'll leave that to your imagination.


Okay then.

*imagines Kupo not appreciating me retelling the events of Terra's imprisonment in a much more child-friendly fashion*

Because we all know what Kefka really did when she was all tied up and had no free will of her own. :I


Experiment on her of course.
#113Lord_FishyStickPosted 10/11/2012 11:40:22 PM
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
...Why did you automatically assume that I'm drunk?


I'll leave that to your imagination.


Okay then.

*imagines Kupo not appreciating me retelling the events of Terra's imprisonment in a much more child-friendly fashion*

Because we all know what Kefka really did when she was all tied up and had no free will of her own. :I


Experiment on her of course.


And tickle her.

And use her as an emergency ass-wiper when he forgot to pick up TP at Figaro Castle.
#114kupo1705Posted 10/11/2012 11:46:51 PM
Lord_FishyStick posted...
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
kupo1705 posted...
Lord_FishyStick posted...
...Why did you automatically assume that I'm drunk?


I'll leave that to your imagination.


Okay then.

*imagines Kupo not appreciating me retelling the events of Terra's imprisonment in a much more child-friendly fashion*

Because we all know what Kefka really did when she was all tied up and had no free will of her own. :I


Experiment on her of course.


And tickle her.

And use her as an emergency ass-wiper when he forgot to pick up TP at Figaro Castle.


Just because the thought of such things being done to her excites you doesn't mean that's what really happened.
#115Lord_FishyStickPosted 10/11/2012 11:49:50 PM
Struck a nerve did I, moogle?

And no, those things do not excite.

The only thing that excites me is the blood of my enemies on my blade.
#116jfielding95Posted 10/11/2012 11:50:28 PM
They excite me.
#117kupo1705Posted 10/11/2012 11:50:36 PM
Lord_FishyStick posted...
Struck a nerve did I, moogle?

And no, those things do not excite.

The only thing that excites me is the blood of my enemies on my blade.


No, you did not. You'll have to do far better than that.

Don't deny it. I know it does.
#118Lindaru111Posted 10/11/2012 11:51:09 PM
EminentFate posted...
kupo1705 posted...
EminentFate posted...
kupo1705 posted...
I'm Lightning.


I'm Terra. Who is also a pony.


Lies.


I lie not.

Now, please brush my hair, and sing to me the opening them of MLP.


NO! This is a nightmare and I can't wake up from it!

Hnnnng...*holds chest in pain*
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You don't need a reason to help people. - Zidane FFIX
#119Lindaru111Posted 10/11/2012 11:53:16 PM
Lord_FishyStick posted...
Well, Terra sent me a vid of her and Kefka. They did things that shouldn't even be humanly possible. I think I even saw brief flashes of Terra in her Esper form. And they had to use a safety term to signal the interruption of the act ('Son of a submariner!')

What has been seen, cannot be unseen D:


First EminentFate, now you too!

it burns..it burns :<
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You don't need a reason to help people. - Zidane FFIX
#120Lord_FishyStickPosted 10/11/2012 11:54:42 PM
Lindaru111 posted...
EminentFate posted...
kupo1705 posted...
EminentFate posted...
kupo1705 posted...
I'm Lightning.


I'm Terra. Who is also a pony.


Lies.


I lie not.

Now, please brush my hair, and sing to me the opening them of MLP.


NO! This is a nightmare and I can't wake up from it!

Hnnnng...*holds chest in pain*


You cannot escape reality, foolish child.