Corniest line in a Final Fantasy game?

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2 years ago#61
"Son of a submariner"

"Wait? I do look like a waiter" (I actually like this line)

"Let's Mosey"

"You spoony bard"

"We will save the future"

"Hahaha" (with Tidus and Yuna)

"...just like my mother did long ago"

There's plenty of corny lines. You can't have a FF without some cheese going along with it.
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2 years ago#62
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lfiTebewnc
2 years ago#63
"Ahem...there's SAND on my boots!''

"All right everyone, let's mosey."

"Warrior goddess...now we cross swords!"

"Knights of Pluto, ASSEMBLE!!!"
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2 years ago#64
"Warrior goddess now we cross swords."

Although, Kainus' beautiful voice lessens the sting.
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2 years ago#65
hyro56 posted...
"You spoony Bard!"

XIII is full of them but I'm too lazy quote them all.


thank you came into this topic to say that glad it was mentioned its so classic
2 years ago#66
my eyes are burning. my throat is dry. ive got chronic back pain. i got a papercut. my butt itches. you killed aerrith

goes something like that
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2 years ago#67
All these are corny??? Wow.
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2 years ago#68
kirusu posted...
chaosflame108 posted...
theofficefan99 posted...
Serah: ...I will save the future!
Caius: How very noble of you... but you shall die first!

*cringecringecringecringe*

Though, to be fair, this is nothing compared to the millions of terrible lines in the Kingdom Hearts games.


Office, Office................-____- EVERY SINGLE F****** time, that's all you quote. 13-2 isn't as cheesy as you believe eh, if that's the only line you can recall.


if he is posting it more than once, it is a very cheesy line. i would laugh at this my damn self. its about as cheesy as that kissing scene in ffx. i had to change the channel and watch television because it was that bad.


... wow. Just wow.
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2 years ago#69
DemonPathRevya posted...
xGensingNinjax posted...
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" - Tidus


Basically anything that comes out of Tidus mouth, I label as asinine and poisonous.


Yup. Tidus himself just reeks of cancer.
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