This game needs a character like Vamp.

#1EminentFatePosted 2/15/2013 5:35:31 PM(edited)

To enhance its overall enjoyment factor.

Dat flamboyance.

Dat knife sheath as a euphemism.

Suggestively licking white fluids off of his blade.
Every time you make a Gabe Newell fat joke, he delays Half Life 2: Episode 3 an extra month.