What if Michael Bay directed the Lightning saga

#1Nuck-chorrisPosted 3/16/2013 7:10:27 AM
Topic. At least Michael Bay never touched FF.
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#2Yuji KaidoPosted 3/16/2013 7:17:15 AM
Him and Toriyama would make love in a room full of pink and explosions.
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#3RomangeloPosted 3/16/2013 7:18:15 AM
more Serah and Lebreau's boobs.

everything explodes into more boobs.
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#4Sir_Tom_JonesPosted 3/16/2013 7:21:05 AM
Michael Baysplooosiaaaaaa! Michael Ma-ba splooom! Ma ba splooom! Explosions!

No thank u, he already destroyed my childhood as it is. Hes gonna destroy the Turtles too. Toriyama is the Michael Bay of video games. Overrated.
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#5VekkererPosted 3/16/2013 7:32:40 AM
As awful as he is, Bay has made one awesometastic movie. Big T has... well, nothing worth noting in comparison.

I know which one I'd rather buy a drink.
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#6Neku_SanadaPosted 3/16/2013 7:48:12 AM
He'll have Lightning say, "I'll take pleasure in guttin' you boy." She can also say, "Winners go home and **** the prom queen," without any dentures swishing around.
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#7Elice_CarolPosted 3/16/2013 8:20:19 AM
What if I directed a porn movie in your house?
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#8King_Shortt_IXPosted 3/16/2013 9:22:07 AM
It would be an improvement at the very least.
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#9RX0megaPosted 3/16/2013 11:00:54 AM
Honestly? I don't think anything would actually change.
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#10kupo1705Posted 3/16/2013 11:02:56 AM
Neku_Sanada posted...
He'll have Lightning say, "I'll take pleasure in guttin' you boy." She can also say, "Winners go home and **** the prom queen," without any dentures swishing around.


That's better than the current dialogue.