"Rumors abound that Yoichi Wada has not actually resigned as CEO of Square Enix. The announcement was merely a ruse suggested by his fortune teller to create positive sentiment for Square Enix since there's not much else to look forward to from the company. More new to come."
"When was the last time someone said 'Man, I wish this game had MORE QTEs'? Never mother******. That's when!" ~ Samuel L. Jackson on QTEs True story.
Except the resignation statement was made around March 26th, which is too early for April Fool's jokes and is cheating. You have to either make the joke on the day, or set up the day before. You can't do it nearly a week in advance dammit.