Snow don't have sex for 500 years

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2 years ago#11
TheGreatPotato posted...
Elice could dress up as Serah and accommodate him.


Or just get Lumina. Since she looks exaclty like her.
She may look a little young, but Snow's been waitin' too long to care about the law :3

That bring up a question actually....since it's been 500 years, and everyone's still the same age...are kids legal now?
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2 years ago#12
Lightning have 80+ outfit, maybe she have serah's outfit.


Lightning(dress up as serah) : snow, it's been a long time. you know what I am. And you know what I want.

Snow : WTF.............Actually i don't know. I am really confused right now.
2 years ago#13
No wonder he is so mopey, but he was waiting until marriage. Than Lightning and Etro had to screw things up by giving Serah those accursed eyes.
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2 years ago#14
Exiled_Tonberry posted...
TheGreatPotato posted...
Elice could dress up as Serah and accommodate him.


Or just get Lumina. Since she looks exaclty like her.
She may look a little young, but Snow's been waitin' too long to care about the law :3

That bring up a question actually....since it's been 500 years, and everyone's still the same age...are kids legal now?


Noel Yeul and Caius Yeul are apparently perfectly acceptable and she's a kid.
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2 years ago#15
They mentioned something about him being the 'leader' of this new town. Maybe he was able to get many ladies with his position? So who knows? He could've cheated on Serah...since you know she's long gone and all.
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2 years ago#16
he probably have sex with his motorbike.
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2 years ago#17
Romangelo posted...
he probably have sex with his motorbike.


Lol no, it was with me.

Did I say that? Mah bad.
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2 years ago#18
gamermasterwiz posted...
They mentioned something about him being the 'leader' of this new town. Maybe he was able to get many ladies with his position? So who knows? He could've cheated on Serah...since you know she's long gone and all.


He probably made any potential partner dress up and act like Serah.
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2 years ago#19
Romangelo posted...
he probably have sex with his motorbike.


Can't blame him. If my motorbike looked like that......
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2 years ago#20
maxxxximum posted...
Romangelo posted...
he probably have sex with his motorbike.


Can't blame him. If my motorbike looked like that......


Lmfao! Threesome with the Shiva sisters.
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