A slap on the ass on Bayonetta

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3 years ago#1
Wii U exclusive... it's like a slap on Bayonetta's fat ass using the touch screen on the gamepad. Thanks to increased polygon count, her ass jiggled from the slap.

What people don't realize is that when Bayonetta said "you want to touch me?", she was just teasing the poor 360 and Ps3 fanboys who were never able to touch her.

With the gamepad, we can touch Bayonetta's fat ass while she calls out from the TV screen wondering what we're doing.

I seriously wouldn't mind having a constant close-up shot of her ass on the gamepad all the time.
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3 years ago#2
Now there's some forward thinking. Though I'd probably get awkward when I'd start tickling or jamming my index finger into the gamepad.
3 years ago#3
If I add your fc to my 3DS would you swapnote me your mind?
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3 years ago#4
MetalLoki posted...
If I add your fc to my 3DS would you swapnote me your mind?


What is swapnote?
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3 years ago#5
eurololicon posted...
MetalLoki posted...
If I add your fc to my 3DS would you swapnote me your mind?


What is swapnote?


3DS's messageing system.
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3 years ago#6
Ah! It's called Nintendo Letter Box where I live. :-)
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3 years ago#7
eurololicon posted...
Ah! It's called Nintendo Letter Box where I live. :-)


So you are Euro but are you really a lolicon?
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3 years ago#8
MetalLoki posted...
eurololicon posted...
Ah! It's called Nintendo Letter Box where I live. :-)


So you are Euro but are you really a lolicon?


There's nothing wrong with being a lolicon.
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3 years ago#9
eurololicon posted...
MetalLoki posted...
eurololicon posted...
Ah! It's called Nintendo Letter Box where I live. :-)


So you are Euro but are you really a lolicon?


There's nothing wrong with being a lolicon.


Ok.
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3 years ago#10
Dude, that's actually one of the best ideas I think I've ever come across!!!!

Female protagonist......run around the world, fight enemies, basically play the game....

But the entire time.......on the gamepad....is her butt.....at all times.

Zoomed in close. Beautifully juicy.


And you can smack it at any time. And she will react in real-time.

Sometimes you need to smack it in the middle of combo attacks to create "charged" attacks, or add elemental effects to the attack.

"kick, kick, kick, SLAP, kick"....and Bayonetta's final kick in that sequence will be charged with pure pleasure that kills every enemy on the screen.

Oh dear lord.......someone needs to make this happen!!!!!!!!!!
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