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#1amazingwillyPosted 8/13/2013 4:18:48 PM
It makes me wonder what kind of workout schedule a monster hunter has to endure to become in such great shape. What would you think is a part of their training?
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#2EdHarveyPosted 8/13/2013 5:25:34 PM
Jumping off of 300 feet cliffs over and over. Well, they start are low, like 75 feet. The best hunters are up to 500.
#3amazingwilly(Topic Creator)Posted 8/13/2013 5:26:42 PM
I doubt that but I would like to know what workout routine would yield those kind of results
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#4M0nst3rHaunt3rPosted 8/13/2013 7:20:19 PM
All you need to do to get the immaculate fitness of a hunter is:

Uproot trees with your bare hands, working your way up from 3-inch diameter trunks to sequoias.

Wrestle with polar bears until they become extinct. Move on to grizzly bears.

Repeatedly break every bone in your body, so that they grow back stronger than before.

Use intense mental discipline to hold your breath for 17 minutes at a time. Then do so while uprooting trees and wrestling bears.

Gorge yourself on might pills and steak.

Congratulations, you are now ready to hunt!
#5amazingwilly(Topic Creator)Posted 8/13/2013 7:23:55 PM
M0nst3rHaunt3r posted...
All you need to do to get the immaculate fitness of a hunter is:

Uproot trees with your bare hands, working your way up from 3-inch diameter trunks to sequoias.

Wrestle with polar bears until they become extinct. Move on to grizzly bears.

Repeatedly break every bone in your body, so that they grow back stronger than before.

Use intense mental discipline to hold your breath for 17 minutes at a time. Then do so while uprooting trees and wrestling bears.

Gorge yourself on might pills and steak.

Congratulations, you are now ready to hunt!


Now time to train, who's with me?
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#6JinKougaPosted 8/13/2013 8:25:07 PM
M0nst3rHaunt3r posted...
All you need to do to get the immaculate fitness of a hunter is:

Uproot trees with your bare hands, working your way up from 3-inch diameter trunks to sequoias.

Wrestle with polar bears until they become extinct. Move on to grizzly bears.

Repeatedly break every bone in your body, so that they grow back stronger than before.

Use intense mental discipline to hold your breath for 17 minutes at a time. Then do so while uprooting trees and wrestling bears.

Gorge yourself on might pills and steak.

Congratulations, you are now ready to hunt!


Hunters also need some medical studies.A hunter needs to know how to make a potion.Also,a Hunter must know how to remove a liver.
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#7RyukenVPosted 8/14/2013 12:31:17 AM
JinKouga posted...
M0nst3rHaunt3r posted...
All you need to do to get the immaculate fitness of a hunter is:

Uproot trees with your bare hands, working your way up from 3-inch diameter trunks to sequoias.

Wrestle with polar bears until they become extinct. Move on to grizzly bears.

Repeatedly break every bone in your body, so that they grow back stronger than before.

Use intense mental discipline to hold your breath for 17 minutes at a time. Then do so while uprooting trees and wrestling bears.

Gorge yourself on might pills and steak.

Congratulations, you are now ready to hunt!


Hunters also need some medical studies.A hunter needs to know how to make a potion.Also,a Hunter must know how to remove a liver.


Well there goes sleeping and eating off the list.

Hunters just absorb protein and nutrients from everything around them constantly.
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#8JinKougaPosted 8/14/2013 2:12:47 AM
RyukenV posted...
JinKouga posted...
M0nst3rHaunt3r posted...
All you need to do to get the immaculate fitness of a hunter is:

Uproot trees with your bare hands, working your way up from 3-inch diameter trunks to sequoias.

Wrestle with polar bears until they become extinct. Move on to grizzly bears.

Repeatedly break every bone in your body, so that they grow back stronger than before.

Use intense mental discipline to hold your breath for 17 minutes at a time. Then do so while uprooting trees and wrestling bears.

Gorge yourself on might pills and steak.

Congratulations, you are now ready to hunt!


Hunters also need some medical studies.A hunter needs to know how to make a potion.Also,a Hunter must know how to remove a liver.


Well there goes sleeping and eating off the list.

Hunters just absorb protein and nutrients from everything around them constantly.


Hunters also completely refresh their body just by a 10 second sleep without even taking off their armors and waking up healthy as a horse without any back problems.
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#9caelitus1Posted 8/14/2013 9:05:21 AM(edited)
don't forget diet, that's important as well. Dragon Heads and King Truffles - wolf it all down in 3 seconds and get back to training
#10realestatemanPosted 8/14/2013 10:08:51 AM
amazingwilly posted...
It makes me wonder what kind of workout schedule a monster hunter has to endure to become in such great shape. What would you think is a part of their training?


They hunt monsters.
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