What funny random EDF dialogue have you heard? (continued)

#1sneakysnakePosted 4/5/2014 4:56:18 PM
Continued from: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/684234-earth-defense-force-2025/68671790

"Do you have a girl back home?"

"IMPOSSIBLE!"
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#2330566Posted 4/5/2014 5:53:06 PM
Kill so we can live!

Any one of the marching songs.:D
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#3Aldros_001Posted 4/6/2014 12:19:38 AM
"Whoever kills the most buys dinner!" - makes no sense what so ever.

"Please just wait until I'm done reloading!"

"Why did you sign up for this assignment?"
"Theres no reason."
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#4sneakysnake(Topic Creator)Posted 4/6/2014 12:41:30 AM
Not to rain on your guys' parade, but they should be random dialogue combinations, for example funny replies generated from the pool of random dialogue. One liners and songs aren't special.
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#5330566Posted 4/6/2014 1:44:43 AM
One liners have been a staple of the series since day one. Plus if you meant combinations it should have been in the thread title.

Even you used one liners in the original thread. ;p

"The EDF Deploys!"
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#6sneakysnake(Topic Creator)Posted 4/6/2014 2:08:57 PM
I meant one liners in the sense of Aldros' first two quotes.
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#7sneakysnake(Topic Creator)Posted 4/6/2014 4:04:48 PM(edited)
*playing Sniper Attack, destroys all 4 Void Ships, then the skyscraper everyone is on crumbles*

Halfway to the ground while still inside the crumbling building:

"What are you doing? Shoot them!"

"Easy for you to say!"
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#8DanKuugaPosted 4/7/2014 1:28:03 PM
Random citizens:
'The EDF is coming!'
'RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!'
#9unnamedFerPosted 4/9/2014 7:30:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwVnTAs-fN4
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#10TopdrunkeePosted 4/29/2014 4:14:01 PM
Now I know that the legends were wrong, legendary swords are useless against dragons.
I agree, GUNS ARE THE BEST! EDF EDF EDF!

Let us add the dragons to our kill list. Today, we will become... DRAGON SLAYERS!
YEAH, EDF EDF EEEEEE DDDDDDD FFFFFF!



DanKuuga posted...
Random citizens:
'The EDF is coming!'
'RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!'

LOL!
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