What funny random EDF dialogue have you heard? (continued)

#11unnamedFerPosted 4/29/2014 5:20:38 PM
If I die, will you take care of my wife and kids?

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#12bend6000Posted 4/30/2014 4:01:05 AM
"My wife is making a special supper."
"We're going home early tonight, boys!"
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#13tommyw84Posted 5/4/2014 7:33:55 PM
"Why did you get married?"
"There's no reason."
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#14DanKuugaPosted 5/7/2014 11:37:05 AM
"Do you actually LIKE being underground?"
"SIR, YES SIR!!"
#15Toho2Posted 5/9/2014 1:46:47 PM
When you first see the Wasp nest.
"That thing is the size of a city!" Also I know this doesn't count, but I love during the last wave of dragons in mission 58 the lady shouts "you damn lizards, you won't get away with this!" Little reference to Godzilla vs Megaguirus there.
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#16GBB_DoramascherPosted 5/12/2014 9:25:19 AM
While it's not random dialog pairs, I do like all of Despina's post-attack dialog (I can only imagine the captain has an American flag that follows him around so it can flutter majestically behind him) and the one time when the Earth Eater plates turned up and one EDF guy smugly said "This is JUST like in training."

Also, I like that the "do you like the underground" questions are all flagged as orders, which means they only ever get positive responses.
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#17DanKuugaPosted 5/13/2014 11:52:56 AM
I like the Despina's line - 'The Despina has missiles! The enemy wasn't expecting that!''. They weren't? I guess they might not have been expecting that I'd call in an ICBM strike 21 meters from where I'm standing, but still...
#18Toho2Posted 5/14/2014 12:41:43 PM
"Sir yes sir!"
"That's not true."
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#19DanKuugaPosted 5/15/2014 12:16:32 PM
'HQ is always right!'
'That's not true!'
#20Lord DragonFyrePosted 5/20/2014 3:16:00 PM
"Im hit!!"
"My armors CRACKED!"
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"Im tired of getting one shot"
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i woke up my family laughing so hard when the one shot comment came from an NPC.
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