Xbox Anthem

#21BlulightningPosted 6/3/2013 8:31:18 PM
Is it just me, or does 90% of the people in that video have a very weird facial structure, like eyes close together, or oddly far apart, or nose strangely long... Just strange looking people?

Maybe Microsoft is slowly restructuring human DNA and turning people into genetic Microsoft-patriots....
OMG! It all makes sense now... Xbox 'One'.... implying a single Microsoft army.
Xbox 'Anthem'... implying an allegiance to Microsoft.
'Start thinking', 'Start living', etc. etc. implying that you can't do any of these things without Microsoft.

The japanese guy even said 'starting a revolution'!

IT'S TRUE, OMG, IT'S TRUE! Microsoft is taking over!!!
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#22TheAnthraxBunnyPosted 6/3/2013 9:28:36 PM
Blulightning posted...
Is it just me, or does 90% of the people in that video have a very weird facial structure, like eyes close together, or oddly far apart, or nose strangely long... Just strange looking people?

Maybe Microsoft is slowly restructuring human DNA and turning people into genetic Microsoft-patriots....
OMG! It all makes sense now... Xbox 'One'.... implying a single Microsoft army.
Xbox 'Anthem'... implying an allegiance to Microsoft.
'Start thinking', 'Start living', etc. etc. implying that you can't do any of these things without Microsoft.

The japanese guy even said 'starting a revolution'!

IT'S TRUE, OMG, IT'S TRUE! Microsoft is taking over!!!


Too bad they're misrabley incompetent.
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#23irregulardullPosted 6/5/2013 7:01:12 PM
Blulightning posted...
The japanese guy even said 'starting a revolution'!


Plainly false.

He actually says, "THAT THING'S AS BIG AS MY MOTHER F***ING HOUSE!!"
#24favcitadelstorePosted 6/5/2013 7:05:16 PM
the tracksuit lady at 0:40 is such a tool.

But you know what really happened? MS just took bits from other unrelated videos and spliced it together, thats why there are so many ppl in it.
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the_doctor1013 posted...
Gamestop owns a good percentage(well over half) of microsofts shares
#25Genericgamer667Posted 6/5/2013 8:15:26 PM
favcitadelstore posted...
the tracksuit lady at 0:40 is such a tool.

But you know what really happened? MS just took bits from other unrelated videos and spliced it together, thats why there are so many ppl in it.


how much do you wanna bet that japanese guy is a nintendo or sony employee?
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#26favcitadelstorePosted 6/5/2013 8:42:30 PM
i came in here really expecting this video again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw


wayyyyyyyyy better ring to it
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the_doctor1013 posted...
Gamestop owns a good percentage(well over half) of microsofts shares
#27FamedMimicGogoPosted 6/5/2013 8:50:40 PM
The best part of that video is indeed 55 seconds in.

Gotta give mad props to MS for removing the buttons off a Gamecube controller.
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