Would you buy an Xbone if it came with a free 1 hour massage and a happy ending?

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2 years ago#1
It only makes sense to get an Xboner when buying the Xbone...
2 years ago#2
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.
2 years ago#3
Then I would have paid $400 dollars for a massage and a happy ending, and that seems a little steep.
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Irregardless, I could care less for all intensive purposes, because your a looser.
2 years ago#4
hey its not a asian console

asian consoles are the only one that do it right
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2 years ago#5
DonaId posted...
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.


Your fanboy is showing...
2 years ago#6
epicgloryman posted...
hey its not a asian console

asian consoles are the only one that do it right


yes, lol,
2 years ago#7
Even if they gave us every launch title for free with the purchase of an xbox one.

I still wouldn't buy one
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2 years ago#8
I'd rather just buy the massage. Then I won't be watched. And heard.
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Forest trees are greener.
2 years ago#9
DonaId posted...
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.


You would give up your consumer freedom AND sexual freedom, just to rent games?

What a silly thing to say, even if you are kidding.
2 years ago#10
can my ex gf sister give me the message even if she disagrees
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