Would you buy an Xbone if it came with a free 1 hour massage and a happy ending?

#1ThisIsMithosPosted 6/9/2013 4:13:07 PM
It only makes sense to get an Xboner when buying the Xbone...
#2DonaIdPosted 6/9/2013 4:14:16 PM
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.
#3TendonitisPosted 6/9/2013 4:14:20 PM
Then I would have paid $400 dollars for a massage and a happy ending, and that seems a little steep.
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Irregardless, I could care less for all intensive purposes, because your a looser.
#4epicglorymanPosted 6/9/2013 4:14:49 PM
hey its not a asian console

asian consoles are the only one that do it right
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#5MrJuice13Posted 6/9/2013 4:15:29 PM
DonaId posted...
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.


Your fanboy is showing...
#6SpookyryuPosted 6/9/2013 4:15:45 PM
epicgloryman posted...
hey its not a asian console

asian consoles are the only one that do it right


yes, lol,
#7pyrokinesis666Posted 6/9/2013 4:17:32 PM
Even if they gave us every launch title for free with the purchase of an xbox one.

I still wouldn't buy one
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#8Chao_YunPosted 6/9/2013 4:20:09 PM
I'd rather just buy the massage. Then I won't be watched. And heard.
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#9Ernesto45Posted 6/9/2013 4:27:38 PM
DonaId posted...
I would still purchase the system if I was forced to undergo chemical castration. That is how good this system looks.


You would give up your consumer freedom AND sexual freedom, just to rent games?

What a silly thing to say, even if you are kidding.
#10leon_bladePosted 6/9/2013 4:28:17 PM
can my ex gf sister give me the message even if she disagrees