A Major Nelson is a wrestling move.
I might send Larry an army beret in the posts with a note attached saying 'Hey Larry, now you can live the dream of being a major in the armed forces! you don't have to pretend any more!'
Yeah, because buying a domain name(I'd love to be the original owner $$$$) and saying, "It's disrespectful to the developers" is teaching those trolls.
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