Will the next xbox be called the xbox two?

#1brisashiPosted 9/20/2013 4:03:12 PM
Assuming they make another console after this one.

It will be the 4th xbox, what name would be more appropriate?
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#2SilentS89Posted 9/20/2013 4:18:18 PM
Nah, Microsoft doesn't like consistent naming conventions for Xbox consoles.

The next one will probably be Xbox Alpha.

They will completely miss the obvious unfortunate implications of calling it "the alpha version of xbox".

It almost seems reasonable, "The xbox is the alpha dog of consoles". Then tech savvy folks realize how terrible the name is. Pay half a grand to alpha test!

That would more closely match their poor naming history.

Xbox: An X, by definition, cannot be a box.

Xbox 360: Complete circle? Right back where you started.

Xbox One: So, the first Xbox? Oh, I know, it is the Xbone.

Xbox Alpha: I guess "first Xbox" was too late in the cycle, we need an Alpha version.
#3AlexanaxelaPosted 9/20/2013 4:20:22 PM
the next one with be "xbox won"
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#4motoraptorPosted 9/20/2013 4:36:30 PM
Do you even know why it's called One?
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#5brisashi(Topic Creator)Posted 9/20/2013 4:39:28 PM
motoraptor posted...
Do you even know why it's called One?


Because they want you to buy two.
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#6BoneKollectorPosted 9/20/2013 4:41:50 PM
Are we really discussing a system that is 10 years away?
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#7brisashi(Topic Creator)Posted 9/20/2013 5:03:38 PM
BoneKollector posted...
Are we really discussing a system that is 10 years away?


It could come out as early as next year.

Annual game releases have been just as lucrative.
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#8True_FoeHammerPosted 9/20/2013 6:25:51 PM
BoneKollector posted...
Are we really discussing a system that is 10 years away?


Well, a 4th generation Xbox has no reason to exist. Period. Because... THE INFINITE POWER OF THE CLOUD!
#9S4veTheWh4lersPosted 9/20/2013 6:46:33 PM
Xbox 2nd Place
#10RayconPosted 9/20/2013 8:36:24 PM
Well, if they keep going in this direction, I guess Xbox Zero is next in line.
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