Xbox One, turn PS4 on.

#1ExxexPosted 11/3/2013 10:12:43 AM
Xbox One, search asian porn.

Xbox One, download Xbox 360 emulator.

Xbox One, mute girlfriend.

Xbox One, find Bigfoot.

Xbox One, dance for me.

Xbox One, pay car bill.

Xbox One, play game *explodes*

What kind of funny/ridiculous things

would you ask Xbox One to do for you?

Try to keep it funny because we all need a laugh and should be more friendly.

Xbox One, activate boner.
#2Ryan-06Posted 11/3/2013 10:13:21 AM
Xbox, overheat!
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#3thepixelgardenPosted 11/3/2013 10:14:44 AM
They need to make a mobile Kinect so that it can take my dog for a walk.

"Xbox, walk dog!"
#4CyborgTwentyPosted 11/3/2013 10:14:47 AM
Xbox One, play COD in 1080p *explodes*
#5axelfooley2k5Posted 11/3/2013 10:16:25 AM
Xbox One, tell microsoft to use my xbl $ on first party exclusives
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#6Exxex(Topic Creator)Posted 11/3/2013 10:22:47 AM
Xbox One, analyze my urine.

Xbox One, scan for cooties. :P
#7ThatLaoGuyPosted 11/3/2013 10:41:49 AM
xbone, kill yourself
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#8txbullyPosted 11/3/2013 10:50:26 AM
Xbox One, ignore my first request.

What would it do then?
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#9JusticeSwordPosted 11/3/2013 10:57:12 AM
txbully posted...
Xbox One, ignore my first request.

What would it do then?

Temporal paradox, only solveable by picard giving you a firm but fair slapping.
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#10HeathenutopiaPosted 11/3/2013 10:58:37 AM
Xbone won't work?

Pre-order cancelled.
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