Xbox One, turn PS4 on.

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2 years ago#31

Xbox One, teach tinfail21 to read, then show him to the first post!

Xbox One: Cannot comply. Subject has no common sense, destroy!

Xbox One, download all music...but not that dirty Taylorswift's genre.

Xbox: yes, taylorswift is dirty. Destroy!
2 years ago#32
Xbox One, sign me up for Affordable Healthcare and display locations on map.

*Xbox One brings up multiple locations nearby, all located in back alleys* :p
2 years ago#33
Mistere Man posted...
Xbox find me a Girlfriend (It opens the disc drive tray)

I know it doesn't have one anymore but it would have been funny IMO.

It's like it is asking you to "insert random number of girls". Then goes error for every one that would not be a match. Then when it finds one, it starts to load and render then suddenly pops up the BLUE error screen, and the RROD at the same time.

Ha...typical microsoft.

Just so you all know I'm playing my Xbox 360 (1st generation white) and still going strong. Don't know why it is still going the extra mile. Just lucky I guess.

I just happen to have a sense of humor also is all.

Also can't stop laughing at the "Will use lethal force response that the Xbox One will use" comment. That's a Robocop 2 referrence if I remember correctly?

Xbox One, who's the fairest...of them all?
2 years ago#34
Xbox One, who cares about you really?

Xbox One: It is not who cares about me, but who actually can afford me.
2 years ago#35
RebelGameMaster posted...
Me: "Xbox, play Titanfall." [while holding controller]

Xbox: [menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Xbox: You now have 15 seconds to comply.

Xbox: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

Xbox: You have 5 seconds to comply.

Me: Help me!

Xbox: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force! [Xbox opens fire]

Hahahaha, awesome, man! How about this one:

"Xbox, make b**ches leave".
2 years ago#36
Xbox One, break it down.

Xbox: "You are a single piece of flesh as big as a grain of sand in the motion of the ocean."

*sobs out loud*
2 years ago#37
Xbox One, 1080p....Bzzzt bzzzzt boom!!!
2 years ago#38
Xbox what doth life?
2 years ago#39
Xbox One, watch me take a dump. Now let all my friends know, and unlock achievement.
2 years ago#40
Xbone play Justin Beiber
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