Xbox One detects the size of your manhood

#1SmallSatsumaPosted 11/12/2013 11:41:44 AM

‘I noticed, alongside the intricacies of a hoodie and jeans--and there’s no graceful way to put this--a dong,’ said Mark Wilson of Fastco Design.

Mr Wilson noted that the Kinect hardware/software was so effective at distinguishing the bumps and folds of clothing that it could pinpoint a man’s package.

#2slyman19Posted 11/12/2013 11:43:53 AM
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...
#3DJ break beatsPosted 11/12/2013 11:44:39 AM

Now I'm even more excited.
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#4DFMan456Posted 11/12/2013 11:44:59 AM
Lots of technical difficulties for fan boys incoming.
#5ElPolloDiablo87Posted 11/12/2013 11:45:02 AM
Wait wait wait, stop the presses! Kinect can see what people can see with their eyes?
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#6TrickyPonyPosted 11/12/2013 11:45:37 AM
Great. If we start getting games with more homosexual leads we'll know why
#7SythisTaruPosted 11/12/2013 11:47:01 AM
Of course it can do this. I bet some games could even watch the amount of blood flow there to measure arousal/excitement levels. (I could see a Suda51 game or something doing this lol).
#8UltimateGeth39Posted 11/12/2013 11:47:01 AM
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...

(Insert obvious south park video here)
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#9slowdog76Posted 11/12/2013 11:47:15 AM
daily mail is a joke

heres a vid about all the things they have claimed cause cancer (true)
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#10streamjumperPosted 11/12/2013 12:20:57 PM
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


I wonder if this is going to lead to a resurgence of the term "xboxhuge" with a new definition.
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