Xbox One detects the size of your manhood

#21bob15xPosted 11/12/2013 1:34:11 PM
Anakerie posted...
I'm female. That better be a DAMN good camera...


It can estimate depth also.
#22TheSL1ClubPosted 11/12/2013 1:34:31 PM
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#23Exodus_PrimePosted 11/12/2013 1:34:44 PM
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


Schaaawwwinnnngggg!
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#24DK DeathKnightPosted 11/12/2013 1:35:38 PM
Actually this is something that could erect Microsoft hard above its competitors.
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#25AnakeriePosted 11/12/2013 1:35:54 PM
The NSA is really getting greedy with the amount of data it wants from people, sheesh.

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#26streamjumperPosted 11/12/2013 1:35:59 PM
khardbored posted...
Wow, great. This isn't good, especially if the Kinect auto-zooms on the biggest thing in the room. I'll constantly be oncam. ;)


If you learn how to throw your voice and get it an account of its own would this count as "playing with yourself"?
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#27MattVSinPosted 11/12/2013 1:51:20 PM
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


As a Sony fanboy this was childish, but funny.

Congrats.
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#28Ch3wyPosted 11/12/2013 1:52:25 PM
TheSL1Club posted...
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


Sony fan's aren't gay enough to compare p size? oh ok. Get back to me after you done your measurement lol.


It's not cool to use homosexuality as an insult anymore. Go to your room.
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#29Laylow12Posted 11/12/2013 1:58:15 PM
If no camel toes, then I'll sue for gender discrimination. >:-[

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#30Epic_McDudePosted 11/12/2013 2:21:53 PM
No Xbone for me!

Only my wife can check out my Xboner. Sorry Kinect! (Not!)
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