The Xbone can is really that... can see your dong (article inside)

#1lilj812Posted 11/15/2013 12:21:15 PM
Yea... I'm going to just leave this here...

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3020934/the-xbox-one-has-a-wee-dong-problem?partner=rss

In fact, while Iíd intended to post the above tech demo of the improved Kinect from Microsoft Research, I noticed, alongside the intricacies of a hoodie and jeans--and thereís no graceful way to put this--a dong. The Kinect hardware/software is now so effective at deciphering the bumps and folds of clothing that it can pinpoint a manís package down to its pant leg, carving out the distinctive folds in our trousers that society, backed by a bit of shadowy denim, has become remarkable at ignoring.

As soon as I made the observation, it brought me back to a moment I must have repressed during the Xbox One announcement at Microsoftís campus in Redmond. Testing the new Kinect in a cozy room, I, amongst a small handful of journalists and engineers who I didnít know, caught a glance at my own man lump snake python on the screen. I felt the fear of every ninth-grade boy called up to the chalkboard.

#2lilj812(Topic Creator)Posted 11/15/2013 12:22:16 PM
Aww, can't change the typo in the topic title :/
#3Veemon_XPosted 11/15/2013 12:24:41 PM
I might get modded for this, but its a critique of people using the term XBone. Are people trolling the XBox One boards obsessed with boners or something?
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#4AnakeriePosted 11/15/2013 12:26:10 PM
Xbox One: I see your winky!

Me: I'm...female. I don't have one.

Xbox One: SHUT UP! DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME, TINY HUMAN! I SAY I CAN SEE IT!!!

Me: No, I'm very sure you are mistaken.

Xbox One: *blows up and takes me with it*
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#5lilj812(Topic Creator)Posted 11/15/2013 12:30:41 PM
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??
#6SunDevil77Posted 11/15/2013 12:33:09 PM
lilj812 posted...
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??


Do you have something to be ashamed about?
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#7sdchiPosted 11/15/2013 12:33:39 PM
SunDevil77 posted...
lilj812 posted...
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??


Do you have something to be ashamed about?


I'm sure he does.
#8cosmicstarfish1Posted 11/15/2013 12:34:59 PM
you sony kids are pathetic
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#9lilj812(Topic Creator)Posted 11/15/2013 12:39:22 PM
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#10lastrockerPosted 11/15/2013 12:41:48 PM
it just seemed like how the pants were folded at a certain time. it disapeared when he moved around. the article and your post make it seem like the kinect is some airport security x-ray.