Adam Sessler's Ryse review, 2/5.

#1InterzoneMantraPosted 11/21/2013 12:35:27 AM
Some notes from the review.
-Story is cringe worthy and uninspired and feels like it was written by a 12 year old.
-Uninspired enimies, combat too repetitive.
-its not fun.
+great visuals.
#2Queen_of_Lazy89Posted 11/21/2013 12:36:42 AM
Well I'll be.
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#31nternationa7Posted 11/21/2013 12:41:08 AM
Well deserved Ryse, well deserved...glad someone has actually played real H&S games and knows what's good and what's trash.
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#4Leventhan26Posted 11/21/2013 12:42:26 AM
Great, more fanboy bull**** if knack is any indication.
#5PutHaggarInSFPosted 11/21/2013 12:42:34 AM
Expected. Always planned on maybe gamefly'ing it at some point. Never seemed like my kind of game and honestly Crytek has never done anything interesting to me.
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#6Flare1721Posted 11/21/2013 12:44:13 AM
I still had fun with Knack even though it got poor reviews. Im sure people will love Ryse.
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#7ImThe8thWonderPosted 11/21/2013 12:44:21 AM
Heh, well now fanboys can't be overly optimistic anymore. It is exactly as most of us expected it to be.
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#8DesperateMonkeyPosted 11/21/2013 12:45:13 AM
I saw this coming. He said it was like dialing a phone number.
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#9PutHaggarInSFPosted 11/21/2013 12:45:18 AM
You mean the Sony fanboys, right? The ones that thought anyone was clinging to this game? I don't know anyone that's ever cared much about it, ever since the announcement.
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#10lax_plyrPosted 11/21/2013 12:45:36 AM
Really hoped it would be better but I'm not surprised.