Would you kill for an xbox one?

#1eLiTeRiChxUKPosted 12/3/2013 3:38:20 AM
No? Well this woman did! O.o

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/
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#2Keven_KoopaPosted 12/3/2013 3:39:30 AM
Xbox One advocates murder. You never see this on playstation consoles because playstation people are nice.
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#3PoweredMilkManPosted 12/3/2013 3:40:44 AM
That's satire news
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#4AvirosbPosted 12/3/2013 3:40:57 AM
Keven_Koopa posted...
Xbox One advocates murder. You never see this on playstation consoles because playstation people are nice.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/man-shot-dead-trying-to-sell-ps4/1100-6416497/
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#5GuitaristMattPosted 12/3/2013 3:41:20 AM
Finally! A murder in Chicago. I was getting kind of upset when it was happening in Florida and California only. I mean, everyone's first guess is Chicago when you think of crimes right?
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#6Keven_KoopaPosted 12/3/2013 3:42:58 AM
Avirosb posted...
Keven_Koopa posted...
Xbox One advocates murder. You never see this on playstation consoles because playstation people are nice.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/man-shot-dead-trying-to-sell-ps4/1100-6416497/


That's actually a misconception. It turns out that it was an Xbox One that the customer tried to take. The journalist simply made an honest mistake. It says that in the comments section and the sources.
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#7AvirosbPosted 12/3/2013 3:45:54 AM
Keven_Koopa posted...
That's actually a misconception. It turns out that it was an Xbox One that the customer tried to take. The journalist simply made an honest mistake. It says that in the comments section and the sources.

You mean this source?
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_24635565/san-francisco-sale-video-game-system-turns-deadly
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#8fakesoundofprogressPosted 12/3/2013 3:46:37 AM
not sure how legit that site is

We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so its not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive, Wal-Mart spokesman Charlie Hass said


would a representative of Wal-Mart really say that? Im from the UK so this might be normal in the USA lol, but if the head of a chain store said that over here, they would be some serious rustled crumpets and tea cups
#9Keven_KoopaPosted 12/3/2013 3:47:00 AM
Indeed. Mercury News is infamous for being a biased news source.
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#10RawringAirPosted 12/3/2013 3:47:06 AM
chicago
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