Dropped my Xbox One (Heartfelt story)

#1CoordinatesPosted 12/12/2013 5:29:58 AM
So I was playing my Xbox one while sitting on the fat couch with a big mac and Doritos on one hand and while I was about to take another bite of my big mac the doorbell rang and my dog who loves greeting people at the door ran at full speed while tripping on my Xbox one and the Xbox one fell but at least my girlfriend came here to ask for more mountain dew but the Xbox one has a broken part and I don't know how the Xbox ones anatomy is so can someone send me a link on how the Xbox one is constructed so I can check what's broken thx
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#2EternalVarikPosted 12/12/2013 5:32:53 AM
http://img.gurupop.net/u/90f53135c36963f8
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#3EvocoPosted 12/12/2013 5:34:54 AM
meh...1/10
#4RebelGameMasterPosted 12/12/2013 5:36:16 AM
Lmao!
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#5GnarKillsPosted 12/12/2013 5:43:46 AM
Evoco posted...
meh...1/10

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#62ndAtomiskPosted 12/12/2013 6:07:32 AM
Plot holes. You say it fell but from where? It says your dog tripped over it which leads me to believe that it was already on the floor.
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#7Coordinates(Topic Creator)Posted 12/12/2013 6:26:58 AM(edited)
2ndAtomisk posted...
Plot holes. You say it fell but from where? It says your dog tripped over it which leads me to believe that it was already on the floor.


write the story for me pls
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#8hsu_reddie09Posted 12/12/2013 6:27:15 AM
...and yet your signature tells us all the real story. Plus, learn punctuation troll.
#9Juzten76Posted 12/12/2013 6:30:18 AM
Coordinates posted...
So I was playing my Xbox one while sitting on the fat couch with a big mac and Doritos on one hand and while I was about to take another bite of my big mac the doorbell rang and my dog who loves greeting people at the door ran at full speed while tripping on my Xbox one and the Xbox one fell but at least my girlfriend came here to ask for more mountain dew but the Xbox one has a broken part and I don't know how the Xbox ones anatomy is so can someone send me a link on how the Xbox one is constructed so I can check what's broken thx


. <---- Learn it.
#10Coordinates(Topic Creator)Posted 12/12/2013 6:32:04 AM
hsu_reddie09 posted...
...and yet your signature tells us all the real story. Plus, learn punctuation troll.


I have a ps3 and who cares about punctuation I don't have to always check if my writing is correct

god I don't understand why people moan about grammar lol
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