System just logged me in via my butt.

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2 years ago#1
Turned system on, kinect is supposed to recognize me and log in, it's been 5+ minutes since I turned on the Xbox and havent used it yet, I bend over the computer to see something and kinect has a nice view of my ***. I hear, Ding! Hello Majik518.

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Kinect is officially watching my ***.
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2 years ago#3
Samfu303 posted...
f*** off


You seem angry, problem?
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2 years ago#4
So your face looks like your butt? Or other way around.
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2 years ago#5
You got that corny smile.
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2 years ago#6
Samfu303 posted...
f*** off


Gordon Ramsay is a Golden State fan? Who knew?!
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2 years ago#7
What is this I don't even
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2 years ago#8
You know how I know this is fake? It didn't log Ben Affleck in instead of you
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2 years ago#9
Majik25 posted...
Turned system on, kinect is supposed to recognize me and log in, it's been 5+ minutes since I turned on the Xbox and havent used it yet, I bend over the computer to see something and kinect has a nice view of my ***. I hear, Ding! Hello Majik518.

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Kinect is officially watching my ***.


Did it come when this happened?

I mean, leaked?
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2 years ago#10
Pixx0 posted...
Majik25 posted...
Turned system on, kinect is supposed to recognize me and log in, it's been 5+ minutes since I turned on the Xbox and havent used it yet, I bend over the computer to see something and kinect has a nice view of my ***. I hear, Ding! Hello Majik518.

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Kinect is officially watching my ***.


Did it come when this happened?

I mean, leaked?


Someone spills milk on their console and claims it broke and everyone believes it, so sad.
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