Would you eat your Xbox for a chance at super powers?

#1itachi15243Posted 1/14/2014 1:29:57 PM
50/50 shot.

50% Chance yod two random lesser powers.

50% Chance you get a weird type of cancer no one's ever heard of.

You have you eat the plastic straight, metal is softened up a bit, but still horrible.

You get one normal drink of choice, (16oz) One alcoholic drink of choice, (8oz, can be substituted for water, but you'll probably want the alcohol) And one glass (8oz) of water.

You can still buy another XB1 afterwards, assuming you have the money.

You can choose to eat your Xbone up to three times.

Post and I'll flip a coin telling you how it went depending on what you said.
#2rusty12000Posted 1/14/2014 1:30:49 PM
probably not....
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#3Reflex-ArcPosted 1/14/2014 1:33:16 PM
Is my superpower the power to digest inedible objects?
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#4OKRecords1138Posted 1/14/2014 1:33:33 PM
I really hope that TC is thirteen years old or younger. No adult should come up with topics like this.
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#5Reflex-ArcPosted 1/14/2014 1:38:40 PM
Right. Adulthood negates one's right to imagination, whimsy, and silliness.
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#6itachi15243(Topic Creator)Posted 1/14/2014 1:46:10 PM
Reflex-Arc posted...
Is my superpower the pow ver to digest inedible objects?

Your Xbox is edible (just barely, if that) for the sake of this topic.

Also, as to who questioned my age, I am twenty. No matter how old I get, I'd always hope to have an active imagination. I'd far rather it be that than stale, dry, misguided attempts at insulting someone.
#7TBONE_OGPosted 1/14/2014 1:48:13 PM
F it. I'll eat it. Water, Diet Coke, and I'll take a 16oz of Stella.
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#8Reflex-ArcPosted 1/14/2014 1:53:42 PM
itachi15243 posted...
Reflex-Arc posted...
Is my superpower the pow ver to digest inedible objects?

Your Xbox is edible (just barely, if that) for the sake of this topic.

Also, as to who questioned my age, I am twenty. No matter how old I get, I'd always hope to have an active imagination. I'd far rather it be that than stale, dry, misguided attempts at insulting someone.


Condiments? I'm American, so you know I'll want to slather it in ranch dip.
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#9Shaolin015Posted 1/14/2014 2:11:28 PM
I would eat it.
#10SS_MetalSonicPosted 1/14/2014 2:23:25 PM
Crunch crunch gulp.
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