Battlefield: A guide to players

#1nickr2d2Posted 1/18/2014 8:08:48 PM
I've done these on other boards, and it seems to usually be pretty funny.
So, here's how it goes:

Make up a name for the "type" of player you see
Give a description under it


Here's mine:

Tank Terror

That guy who runs up and puts C4 on your tank. However, unlike any other player who tries to put C4 on your tank, HE CAN'T DIE. Every shot you take at him seems to miss, and he always gets his tank kill.


The Level 100 Colonel (ala Battlefield Friends)

"Chuck Norris plays video games and makes you rage" is the best way to put it.


What's yours?
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#2Foxx3kPosted 1/18/2014 8:10:15 PM
Tips

1. Use Med Bags and Ammo Bags
2. When you spawn, throw a bag.
3. If a teammate is annoying you, throw a bag. He's probably trying to get your attention so that you help be a team player.
4. Throw bags randomly.
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#3Cornbread4lifePosted 1/18/2014 8:10:32 PM
The Guy Who Just Got It Today and Spent a Lot of Time Cursing and Dying.

Seriously. Fun, but I've got a ways to go.
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#4nickr2d2(Topic Creator)Posted 1/18/2014 8:14:24 PM
Foxx3k posted...
Tips

1. Use Med Bags and Ammo Bags
2. When you spawn, throw a bag.
3. If a teammate is annoying you, throw a bag. He's probably trying to get your attention so that you help be a team player.
4. Throw bags randomly.


In relation to that one, here's another:


Battlefield Santa

Throws bags while parachuting into combat: Usually misses his bag-throws, resulting in many WTFs.


Transport-Is-A-Go(ne)

The pilot who bails out of your transport chopper without telling anyone, resulting in your death.
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#5JK8289Posted 1/18/2014 8:26:16 PM
The Lone Soldier.

The guy who is sniping from the previous mcom station in rush.
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#6CyberEvilPosted 1/18/2014 9:02:05 PM
Gunner Incendiary is a great countermeasure for the OP...

As for mine:

Guy With Excellent Surround Sound

You can't sneak up on him. Seriously, you guys don't know what you're missing.
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#7nickr2d2(Topic Creator)Posted 1/19/2014 7:39:40 AM
CyberEvil posted...
Gunner Incendiary is a great countermeasure for the OP...

As for mine:

Guy With Excellent Surround Sound

You can't sneak up on him. Seriously, you guys don't know what you're missing.


Yeah, with turtle beaches, sometimes it's funny hou loud some people are when trying to sneak up on you.
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#8Evel138Posted 1/19/2014 8:03:03 AM
The Level 100 Colonel (ala Battlefield Friends)

AKA the **** bucket.
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#9GRU_CommanderPosted 1/19/2014 9:21:46 AM
The Mad Bombers
Support Class

Puts C4 on EVERYTHING, M-Comms, Vechicles



The Miners
Engineer

Places Mines at obvious choke points and usually only works in begining of rounds.
Always tries to keep the defense lines maintained, usually blown away by the 2nd tank charge.
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#10krystylaPosted 1/19/2014 9:37:52 AM
nickr2d2 posted...
I've done these on other boards, and it seems to usually be pretty funny.
So, here's how it goes:

Make up a name for the "type" of player you see
Give a description under it


Here's mine:

Tank Terror

That guy who runs up and puts C4 on your tank. However, unlike any other player who tries to put C4 on your tank, HE CAN'T DIE. Every shot you take at him seems to miss, and he always gets his tank kill.


The Level 100 Colonel (ala Battlefield Friends)

"Chuck Norris plays video games and makes you rage" is the best way to put it.


What's yours?


I love tank terror and when I am out of C4 I still run up to tanks only holding the trigger. Freaks them out
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