Unfortunate news, console fans.

#1SigmaLongshotPosted 1/24/2014 2:25:19 PM
Sadly it's been confirmed. All current home consoles are actually rather fun. It turns out all are financially rather heavy investments for playthings, but that is all balanced out by sheer, unadulterated, awesome fun.

This will hit people hard who cannot find fun in systems designed for fun. They will run, lope, dive and hide, desperate for more spreadsheets filled with statistical anomalies and factoids about unit sales. When someone designs a game based on a man called Fauna who can turn into any animal at will, they will yelp "FPS! SALES! GRAPHACKS!" and then return to the sanity void, rather than considering how cool it would be to turn into a chipmunk to elude Nazis, only to turn into a gorilla when behind them and pound them into human-pulp.

Yes, it's a shame that gaming machines are just as fun - if not more - than they used to be. The communities will mourn the loss of nitpickery and crass love of numerical information used to categorise creative media.

*Sniff*... I SUPPOSE I can try to have.... fun....
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#2ThundawavePosted 1/24/2014 2:26:45 PM
I'm right here with you bro. I want fun on my console. Graphics are great. but gtfo with all this minor detailing.
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#3teeebzPosted 1/24/2014 2:27:11 PM
Thundawave posted...
I'm right here with you bro. I want fun on my console. Graphics are great. but gtfo with all this minor detailing.

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#4Exodus_PrimePosted 1/24/2014 2:27:39 PM
Wait so are you saying that these toys the nerds/haters/fanboys/manchildren fight over are all fun and just toys....no...freakin...way...man.
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#5ozranPosted 1/24/2014 2:29:01 PM
Well said I must say.

I just wanna have fun. I could give a crap less about sales figures, resolution, and frame rate. So long as I am having fun, the game runs smooth, and is not buggy as all hell I am happy
That does it! I have had it with these mother****ing trolls on this mother****ing board!!! -mercuryblade09
#6Reflex-ArcPosted 1/24/2014 2:31:57 PM
Well stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose! All this time I thought I was doing something wrong when I found myself enjoying gaming on all of these consoles. You mean this...this is...normal?!
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#7SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 1/24/2014 2:49:50 PM
I know, I know, they made the machines for the sake of making people happy, full of fun and glee, and god damn it, I hate it that it's what I'm experiencing right now. As I grind a thousand corpses with my steamroller motorbike in Dead Rising, as I listen to a little Lego Hulk shout "puny lego human!" Or listen to Mario shriek with joy as he mounts a flagpole (fnarr), I'm kicking myself that I am not instead trawling the internet for reasons to hate said things. Grrr.
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#8NSGraphitePosted 1/24/2014 3:09:25 PM
I've been saying that for years, but the naysayers didn't want to believe me.
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#9Demon_AckerPosted 1/24/2014 3:12:10 PM
Playing games....for fun?!
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#10SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 1/24/2014 3:14:53 PM
I know, man. Every fibre of my being wants to be sick when I get joy from eating a plum as Yoshi, or KOing a nasty Glacius as Sadira. I am all like, "WIN! YES! I mean, er... this would be AWESOME if only it was a higher resolution or framerate or on a different system or something. Ugh, never mind."
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