What's the funniest thing you've heard someone say on Xbox LIVE?

#1ponyseizuresPosted 1/26/2014 6:32:45 AM
"You smell... like grilled cheese."
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#2BigBOO2UPosted 1/26/2014 6:34:06 AM
"The Xbox 360 WON the last generation."

I hear that frequently.

Makes me giggle.
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#3RebelGameMasterPosted 1/26/2014 6:36:52 AM
"Stallion[my gamertag] is back there n***a sniping."

On a free for all match where some guys joined forces just to try to beat me.
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#4SigmaLongshotPosted 1/26/2014 6:58:34 AM
"Where are you from, England?"
"Nah, I'm Scottish, mate."
"Yeah, that's in England, though."

*Slaps face with a trout*
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