Explaining Games to a Caveman in a Single Line

#1SigmaLongshotPosted 6/17/2014 10:09:55 AM
In this thread, let's please just have a break from the incessantly thick-as-mince "console wars" and enjoy a little bit of console game-related fun.

In this game, you get up to ten words to explain a videogame to someone who knows nothing about games. For example, poster one might write,

"Viva Pinata"
,

To which, poster two might write,

"Gardening game where you trap animals to use as bait". For poster three, describe "Crackdown", please
!

And the chain continues on as such. Just give your ten-or-less-word description, then give a new suggestion, and carry on!

Okay, so I'll suggest the very first game.

CAVEMAN-EXPLAIN TO ME: HALO 2!
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#2slowdog76Posted 6/17/2014 10:12:45 AM(edited)
tin man with a laser gun shoots angry aliens. again

red dead redemption
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#3Joey-ZazaPosted 6/17/2014 10:17:51 AM
Outlaw rides horses around early 1800s midwest running from past.

BAM. 10 words.

Alan Wake!
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#4Ramsus082Posted 6/17/2014 11:00:07 AM(edited)
CAVEMAN-EXPLAIN TO ME: HALO 2!


Jousting is the dominant sport. Hit with gun butt first.
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#5NCPwnPosted 6/17/2014 10:23:20 AM(edited)
Your life

Don't starve
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#6slowdog76Posted 6/17/2014 10:23:57 AM(edited)
miss where it said 10 words or less, eh rasmus?
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#7youngunner2123Posted 6/17/2014 10:27:52 AM
Ramsus082 posted...
CAVEMAN-EXPLAIN TO ME: HALO 2!


Jousting has become the dominant sport in the far future. In Halo 2, two warriors engage in sci-fi joust matches by running towards each other in straight lines and draining each others life with recoil-less assault rifles, then try and be the first one to strike the other with the butt of their gun, ending the match. Sometimes they both lose. Surprise!


Catherine.


follow the rules you had Alan Wake!

guy writes books in the woods, that has batteries all over bam!!!

child of light
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#8SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 6/17/2014 10:29:10 AM
Joey-Zaza posted...
Outlaw rides horses around early 1800s midwest running from past.

BAM. 10 words.

Alan Wake!


Flashlight author fights darkness people in a creepy town. FLARES!


Okay, next one:

PEGGLE!
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#9SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 6/17/2014 10:29:44 AM
youngunner2123 posted...
Ramsus082 posted...
CAVEMAN-EXPLAIN TO ME: HALO 2!


Jousting has become the dominant sport in the far future. In Halo 2, two warriors engage in sci-fi joust matches by running towards each other in straight lines and draining each others life with recoil-less assault rifles, then try and be the first one to strike the other with the butt of their gun, ending the match. Sometimes they both lose. Surprise!


Catherine.


follow the rules you had Alan Wake!

guy writes books in the woods, that has batteries all over bam!!!

child of light


Damn, beat me to it. Answer this dude's.
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#10liquidblue4Posted 6/17/2014 10:31:10 AM
SigmaLongshot posted...


PEGGLE!


Shoot balls. Hit pegs. Get points. F*** b******. Ya heard?
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