*TC casually talking to his imaginary Kinect instead of playing games or talking to real people*
"hmmm I wonder how I can troll the Xbone board 2day lolz haha". He ponders.
His eyes slowly see his Playstation camera sitting there collecting dust pathetically. Suddenly he realizes how much he hates Xbox and their stupid camera even though he bought a dollar store version of it for his PS4. All he can think of is the great topic that he's going to go make on the Xbox One board about how badly it works in his mind. Surely it will ruin their day.
Consumed by the glory of his glowing dualshock he furiously pounds his keyboard to create the 15th troll topic of the day. "Kinect sucks because it connects to Kinect!" He yells at his screen.
He presses the post button. Horror comes over him as he sees the mistake that he made.
He totally forgot to say "Xbox turn on!". As he posts this final piece of information he realizes that he has surely won.
He leans back in his seat and sips a Mt. Dew. The girls will surely be beating down his door any minute now. Just like every other time.
Please continue the story. This was quite entertaining, actually. Good read.