Damn I hate kinect.

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11 months ago#21
My only issues is when it can't hear me screaming "Xbox, Record That" or hearing someone in a different room mention Xbox and it does some random thing.

Neither of these issues are too common, but still EXTREMELY annoying when they happen.
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11 months ago#22
Haha pretty funny.
11 months ago#23
L0Z posted...


Me: Xbox turn on
Kinect: are you sure you want to turn OFF?


Second I read this part I no longer took the topic seriously
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11 months ago#24
liquidblue4 posted...
*TC casually talking to his imaginary Kinect instead of playing games or talking to real people*

"hmmm I wonder how I can troll the Xbone board 2day lolz haha". He ponders.

His eyes slowly see his Playstation camera sitting there collecting dust pathetically. Suddenly he realizes how much he hates Xbox and their stupid camera even though he bought a dollar store version of it for his PS4.
All he can think of is the great topic that he's going to go make on the Xbox One board about how badly it works in his mind. Surely it will ruin their day.

Consumed by the glory of his glowing dualshock he furiously pounds his keyboard to create the 15th troll topic of the day.
"Kinect sucks because it connects to Kinect!" He yells at his screen.

He presses the post button. Horror comes over him as he sees the mistake that he made.

He totally forgot to say "Xbox turn on!". As he posts this final piece of information he realizes that he has surely won.

He leans back in his seat and sips a Mt. Dew. The girls will surely be beating down his door any minute now. Just like every other time.


Please continue the story. This was quite entertaining, actually. Good read.
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11 months ago#25
The inaccuracy is probably one of the reasons why only 4 kinect commands per person, per day are being used on average.
11 months ago#26
i was on netflix, trying to get it to do something or other, which it eventually did. i said "xbox love you" in gratitude and it showed me the "gay/lesbian films" category.
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11 months ago#27
slowdog76 posted...
i was on netflix, trying to get it to do something or other, which it eventually did. i said "xbox love you" in gratitude and it showed me the "gay/lesbian films" category.


No it didnt lol
11 months ago#28
no.seriously. it did. my gf wont let me live it down
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11 months ago#29
slowdog76 posted...
no.seriously. it did. my gf wont let me live it down


Lmao thats hilarious.
11 months ago#30
I hate Kinect, too... which is why it's not plugged into my XBOne.
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