Xbox Hero Creator - CREATE YOUR OWN HERE!

#1SigmaLongshotPosted 7/4/2014 8:31:46 AM(edited)
Due to the relatively good feedback and high response rate of my CREATE A GAME thread, I figured we'd create our own Xbox Heroes by a similar set of mechanics! How about it? Oh, and I'm mixing it up quite a bit here so just roll with it and have a bit of fun.

Who will be YOUR champion?

YOUR CHARACTER'S GENDER:
If your age ends in an odd number, your hero is male. If it ends in an even number, you are female.
WILDCARD: If it ends in zero, you have no gender.

YOUR CHARACTER'S SPECIES:
Choose the colour you like best from:

RED: HUMAN
BLUE: CYBORG
YELLOW: CAT-PERSON
GREEN: MERMAN/MERMAID
BLACK: ORC
BROWN: ZOMBIE
PURPLE: GHOST
ORANGE: BIRDMAN
WHITE: ANGEL

YOUR CHARACTER'S FRAME:
Pick a game character you like best from the following. The part following the hyphen now applies to your hero.

MARIO - Tall, thin, and skeletal.
SONIC - Huge and muscular.
EZIO - Short drunkard.
MASTER CHIEF - Average height, average build.
MARCUS FENIX - Small, but deceptively powerful.
CRASH BANDICOOT - Obese and lazy.
PAC-MAN - Androgynous.
MEGAMAN - Gigantic, in both height and weight.
NATHAN DRAKE - Average height, but gaunt and sullen.

YOUR CHARACTER'S DEMEANOUR:
Pick a game character you like best from the following. The part following the hyphen now applies to your hero.

ROBOTNIK - Pompous. Super-rich.
MAX PAYNE - Likes rabbits.
SPYRO - Inept comic relief.
CORTANA - Has an obsession with Sunny D.
JOANNA DARK - Beheads all victims.
YOSHI - A technical genius.
ALTAIR - Incredibly fast and agile.
JAMES SUNDERLAND - A totally kind, gentle sort.
SUB-ZERO - Obsessed with gambling.

YOUR CHARACTER'S WEAPON:
Your month of birth.

JANUARY - DIAMOND TRIDENT
FEBRUARY - CLOCKWORK BLUNDERBUSS
MARCH - DINOSAUR-BONE DAGGER
APRIL - POISON DART WRIST LAUNCHER
MAY - COMEDY TNT
JUNE - FLAMING KATANA
JULY - GENERIC ASSAULT RIFLE
AUGUST - LAVA CANNON
SEPTEMBER - ACID GRENADES
OCTOBER - SQUEAKY HAMMER
NOVEMBER - PNEUMATIC CRUSHER GAUNTLETS
DECEMBER - SONIC SHOTGUN

FINALLY, YOUR CHARACTER'S REASON FOR QUESTING:
The first letter of your first name.

A/B/C - REVENGE FOR A SLAIN BROTHER
D/E/F - GOLD DOUBLOONS AND ASSORTED RICHES
G/H/I - TO SAVE A PRINCESS
J/K/L - A PROPHECY TOLD THEM TO, AS THEY WERE SOME KIND OF "CHOSEN HERO"
M/N/O - SHEER, CRIPPLING BOREDOM
P/Q/R - TO PROVE TO THEIR RIVAL THEY'RE THE BEST
S/T/U - TO FIND THEIR LOST SPIRIT CURSED FROM THEIR BODY
V/W/X/Y/Z - TO FIND OUT WHO ATE THE PRINGLES YOU BOUGHT SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PARTY, AND YOU TOTALLY TOLD EVERYONE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE FOR, YET SOMEONE STILL ATE THEM


Okay, guys! Let's hear all your awesome XBOX HEROES and everything about them!

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#2SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 7/4/2014 8:33:38 AM
My champion is:

A HUGE, MUSCULAR MALE ZOMBIE who is the INEPT COMIC RELIEF. He uses ACID GRENADES.
He quests TO FIND HIS LOST SPIRIT CURSED FROM HIS BODY.
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#3james259Posted 7/4/2014 8:50:45 AM
A Fat and Lazy Genderless Birdman with an obsession with Sunny D. must become the chosen hero as told by some prophesy using only his Acid Grenades
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#4shoji_joPosted 7/4/2014 8:53:11 AM
A small, but deceptively powerful, male cyborg who is obsessed with gambling.
He uses comedy TNT and quests to prove to his rival that he's the best!
#5POPSHU_FRUITCHUPosted 7/4/2014 8:54:09 AM
My champion is :

A male average height, average build, Cyborg, who is a technical genius. He uses Acid grenades to complete his quest from a prophecy that told him to, because he's some kind of chosen hero!
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#6f0rgePosted 7/4/2014 9:01:34 AM
My Champion is:

A male average height, average build cyborg, who is Obsessed with gambling. He uses a CLOCKWORK BLUNDERBUSS to find GOLD DOUBLOONS AND ASSORTED RICHES

That works shockingly well...
#7Zodiac080704Posted 7/4/2014 9:48:06 AM
An obese and lazy Mermaid who likes rabbits and wields a sonic shotgun in her quest to find out who ate the pringles you bought specifically for that party, and you totally told everyone that's what they were for, yet someone still ate them.
#8SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 7/4/2014 10:04:03 AM
Oh god, when you start to envision Zodiac's it just seems like a creepy deviantartist's fetish or something.

F0rge, your dude definitely sounds like Robo Pirate.
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#9GladiatorDangerPosted 7/5/2014 2:46:28 AM
A short Mermaid drunkard who likes rabbits, wielding a clockwork blunderbuss on their quest for gold doubloons assorted riches.
#10Millertime660Posted 7/5/2014 2:53:14 AM
A Tall, thin, and skeletal female mermaid who likes rabbits! I use a clockwork blunderbuss to prove to my rival I am the best!