The KREATE A KINECT KOMMAND GAME! Xbox, snap... HILARITY!

#1SigmaLongshotPosted 7/5/2014 8:53:03 AM
Yes, it's another one of these topics, but most people seem to like them and react positively to it, so I thought we'd continue the fun with a KINECT COMMAND CREATOR! Simply follow the instructions and answer the following questions as honestly as you can, and tell us what you end up with!

Okay, so here we go:

STEP ONE:

"XBOX..."
(well, of course everyone needs to start with this, it's a Kinect command).

STEP TWO:
Choose your preferred gaming genre.

FIRST-PERSON SHOOTERS - "...GO TO..."
THIRD-PERSON SHOOTERS - "...BECOME..."
ACTION/ADVENTURE - "...SHUT DOWN THE..."
PLATFORMERS - "...GIVE ME A..."
STRATEGY - "...INVERT THE..."
FIGHTER - "...TRIANGULATE THE NEAREST..."
HORROR - "...IRRITATE A..."
RACING - "...COMPLETELY IGNORE THE..."
RHYTHM/MUSIC - "...TAKE ME STRAIGHT TO THE..."
SPORTS - "...WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE A..."

STEP THREE:
Whichever digit your birth year ends in.

0 - "...FUNKY..."
1 - "...TASTY..."
2 - "...INAPPROPRIATE..."
3 - "...ODD..."
4 - "...DIGITAL..."
5 - "...NEARBY..."
6 - "...CRYING..."
7 - "...COMPLETELY AVERAGE..."
8 - "...ROTATING..."
9 - "...REVOLTING..."

STEP FOUR:
The THIRD letter of your forename.

A - "...CASTLE."
B - "...TRUMPET."
C - "...TACO STAND."
D - "...OCTAGON."
E - "...SPANIARD."
F - "...GATEAU."
G - "...SPARTAN WARRIOR."
H - "...BEDPAN."
I - "...UNICORN."
J - "...SURVIVOR."
K - "...CONTROLLER."
L - "...SENSOR."
M - "...COPY OF "LORD OF THE RINGS".
N - "...FELONY."
O - "...INTERNET MEME."
P - "...ARTISAN BRIOCHE ROLL."
Q - "...HELMET."
R - "... FINAL FANTASY PROTAGONIST."
S - "...ROAST CHICKEN."
T - "...STEGOSAURUS."
U - "...FUTURE."
V - "...14" CRT TELEVISION."
W - "...MY MATE'S KINECT SENSOR."
X - "...DIESEL ENGINE."
Y - "...BASS GUITAR."
Z - "...OBLATE SPHEROID."

Now then! Let's hear all your KINECT COMMANDS!
For added points, rate your Kinect Command based on how likely you'd actually use it, if it was actually capable of completing that command. XBOX, OH SNAP!
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#2SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 7/5/2014 8:54:08 AM
Mine is,

"KINECT, IRRITATE A DIGITAL INTERNET MEME!" - actually, I think finding the right meme, and with enough foresight, this could actually be done...
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#3slowdog76Posted 7/5/2014 9:04:44 AM
Xbox, why can't you be more like a crying stegosaurus
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#4slowdog76Posted 7/5/2014 9:05:40 AM
amusingly, I just said that to my xbox and it went to channel 5+1
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#5LooksLikeRainPosted 7/5/2014 9:11:37 AM
Xbox, irritate a completely average unicorn!
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#6AbstraktProfSC2Posted 7/5/2014 9:12:08 AM
xbox shut down the crying bedpan

that wasnt as fun as you promised
wtf is a forename
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#7Sirhc5509Posted 7/5/2014 9:16:58 AM
The KKK game? Very classy...
#8SunDevil77Posted 7/5/2014 9:23:38 AM
Sigma, your topic titles alone make this board worth visiting.

A+, would recommend to a friend
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#9njkking01Posted 7/5/2014 9:28:15 AM
Mine is Xbox go to The Crying castle
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#10SigmaLongshot(Topic Creator)Posted 7/5/2014 9:52:25 AM(edited)
slowdog76 posted...
amusingly, I just said that to my xbox and it went to channel 5+1


I just snort-laughed at that. Like your Xbox hasn't a clue but it's still like, "right away, boss!" regardless.

Oh, and great replies/commands thus far. For a man in his (very) late twenties, I laughed a bit too hard at pretty much every post you lot've made.
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