Nintendo is Baratheon, Sony is Lannister, Microsoft is Stark XBROS!!!!

#1GladiatorDangerPosted 7/26/2014 8:26:10 PM
There was once a time when Nintendo was king but then he decided he needed a CD based gaming console and married Sony who took the knowledge granted by the good King and created the Playstation in an incestuous union with themselves who took to the throne when Nintendo was dethroned, ever honorable Microsoft took to the field to battle Sony with their own Xbox and while for a moment it looked like they were winning with the Xbox 360 things started falling apart and with the announcement of their new consoles Sony invited Microsoft to red E3 where they allowed the honorable Microsoft to announce their honorable but unpopular policies at which point the despicable Sony stuck their knife in the dark slaughtering Microsoft to the last man by not implementing the unpopular policies introduced by Microsoft, or so they thought. But don't worry Xbros!!!! There are still 4 Stark children left and Microsoft isn't quite done yet so wave your banner high and we may yet taste victory!

Unless of course Steam ends up crossing the Narrow Sea with its Steam Machine.
#2DarthUchiha91Posted 7/26/2014 8:29:16 PM
0/10

I would say 'would not read again', but that would imply that I read it the first time....
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#3da_StoOgePosted 7/26/2014 8:31:38 PM
PS4 is Logan Nine Fingers

Xbox is Jezel San Luther

Wii U is Sand Dan Glokta

...what are we doing here?
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#4Sith JediPosted 7/26/2014 8:33:07 PM
Four Stark children? Am I forgetting about one or are you counting Jon Snow? Because he knows nothing.
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#5GladiatorDanger(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2014 8:35:16 PM
Sith Jedi posted...
Four Stark children? Am I forgetting about one or are you counting Jon Snow? Because he knows nothing.


Nope, you are forgetting one.
#6GladiatorDanger(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2014 8:38:05 PM
DarthUchiha91 posted...
0/10

I would say 'would not read again', but that would imply that I read it the first time....


Then how can you rate it if you never read it?
#7Sith JediPosted 7/26/2014 8:39:19 PM
GladiatorDanger posted...
Sith Jedi posted...
Four Stark children? Am I forgetting about one or are you counting Jon Snow? Because he knows nothing.


Nope, you are forgetting one.


Was it one of those kids that Bran sent away after the Ginger invasion of Winterfell? I need to keep a spreadsheet of these damn characters.
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#8FinzFan4lifePosted 7/26/2014 8:41:15 PM(edited)
GladiatorDanger posted...
Sith Jedi posted...
Four Stark children? Am I forgetting about one or are you counting Jon Snow? Because he knows nothing.




Nope, you are forgetting one.


Sansa the two boys (can't remember) and aria
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#9tigers5123Posted 7/26/2014 8:43:17 PM
Ricken is the smallest boy. He isn't really special and everyone forgets him.
Bran is the one who is in the woods possessing people and... stuff
Arya is the super ninja assassin
Then there is Sansa, the gullible ginger.
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#10DonVito1990Posted 7/26/2014 8:57:08 PM
Xbox - Tony Stark
PS4 - The Hulk
PC - Aquaman
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