I am responding to this thread today due to the recent death of the original user, Zhacarias. According to her final words, she said that she read a GameFAQs thread in the Pokemon X board which bore a incredibly horrible joke. Zhacarias suffered from internal lasagna failure and slowly perished at her computer desk.
As her lawyer, I am here to make it aware to anyone who should visit this thread that they could be exposed to harmful humor. Participants may experience physical and mental damage and should leave immediately.