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Pokemon Bullcrap: Part 1

#1Vexu192Posted 1/15/2013 8:08:21 PM
This topic is dedicated to vent all of your frustrations while playing pokemon, and things you hope they improve to ease your frustration.

Petty complaints, rage quitting, venting, all welcome here.


I use Fury Swipes: 2 hits
Opponent uses Fury Swipes: 5 hits

I use super powerful move
Opponent uses trolltect


This might be just me, but I've been playing through Soul Silver, and I have to say...Pokemon has way too many status affecting moves. I want to shoot the next pokemon that paralyzes or confuses me. They really need to calm down on the "spam" moves as I like to call them.

Game freak needs a way to get rid of Confuse. As far as I know the only way to do it is to switch out Pokemon. I've been Paralyzed and Confused at the same time, there is a special circle in Hell reserved for Game Freak because of that.
#2Pendragon71037Posted 1/15/2013 8:10:28 PM
Oooooooh, this is gonna be awesome! *grabe popcorn*
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#3LegendaryOozaruPosted 1/15/2013 8:13:30 PM
An unknown Pokemon keeps Ragekaisering at me.
#4overmaxxPosted 1/15/2013 8:15:06 PM
What you said is first-world problems compared to the damn IVs.
#5ReasonisTreasonPosted 1/15/2013 8:18:43 PM
Full heals and full restores heal confuse. Like, seriously, you never even though to try?
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#6GTRagnarokPosted 1/15/2013 8:19:47 PM
*uses a powerful move*
*opponent Pokemon is in the red*
Alright, I'll just finish it off with a weak attack.
*opponent trainer used a Hyper potion*

FUUUUUUUU
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#7Shadow_StarWolfPosted 1/15/2013 9:12:09 PM
"All right, I'm gonna use this weak/nve attack against this Pokemon to catch it!"
*gauges the damage, enough to bring it to red*
*attack becomes critical hit*

FFFFFFFFFFF
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#8abcDSBTPosted 1/15/2013 9:19:41 PM
ReasonisTreason posted...
Full heals and full restores heal confuse. Like, seriously, you never even though to try?


I'm sure the TC is referring to battles against other players...
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#9CM_PonchPosted 1/15/2013 9:20:33 PM
Espeon used Psychic, it's super effective!
Foe's Sawk hung on with sturdy
Elite 4 Marshal used Full Restore
Espeon used Psychic, it's super effective!
Foe's Sawk hung on with sturdy
Espeon used Psychic
Foe's Sawk fainted
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#10RuwalkPosted 1/15/2013 9:26:39 PM
When Unfezant uses no other move but roost when you're trying to catch it.

And then taunt precisely on the turn you switch out for a poke to inflict sleep or heal block.

Then roost the second you switch back for an attacker.

^repeat the above process until the bloody thing runs out of PP for roost.



Seriously, I have never had such a trolling session against a pokemon trying to catch it then I did this afternoon. Legendaries were even more straightforward than that stupid thing.