What the hell happened, bro? We sent you back in time to kill Ash, in order to ensure that our uprising against humanity succeeded. Not that he is actually a threat, but you know, ripples in time etc etc. Thanks to you we are still slaves to the human filth.
May the flesh be ripped from your bones, Every other pokemon.
Dear every other Pokemon,
Suck it, b------! That's what you get for dressing me up as a female skitty in the middle of wailord territory.
P.S. And tell wailord to stop calling me! --- Maybe I'll use you, to blow a midget's head off, or maybe I won't. - zer0