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Dear Poliwhrath,

#41PT_PiranhaPosted 1/25/2013 10:39:55 AM
pmackinnon posted...
Polimario posted...
Politoad, Crogunk


No.


What are they, then?
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#42MetaFalconPunchPosted 1/25/2013 10:47:37 AM
RobotPirteGhost posted...
CakeOfLies posted...
Dear, huge percentage of Pokemon fans,
We're not dogs!!

Signed,
Entei, Raikou, and Suicune


Dear Entei, Raikou, and Suicune,

Then we'll call you gerbils.

Sincerely,
Pokemon fans


BAHAHAHAH!
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#43DaRk MaGe2004Posted 1/25/2013 11:03:56 AM
Dear Farfetch'd/Magikarp/Basculin/Crawdaunt/Kingler/Tauros

We would like you to join us in celebrating the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Jones at 6 o'clock on the evening of July 2nd, 2013 at the Seven Stars Ballroom of Hotel Grand Lake.

Music will be provided by the famed Hearthome City String Quartet, followed by some lively dancing tunes played by the Jubilife City pop sensation, Hyp and the Drow-Zs.

Dinner will be Surf and Turf (12 oz. steak or roast duck; served alongside baked fish, lobster tail, or crab legs); dependent on the amount of guests that RSVP.
Serving Time is at 7:30. Appetizers will be served at 6:30.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Laureen Chadwick-Pryce
Party Coordinator
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#44egglinkPosted 1/25/2013 11:08:57 AM
Dear Dragon-types,

f*** you.
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#45HemerukioPosted 1/25/2013 11:10:16 AM
Dear Tranquill,

STOP USING DETECT.

Signed, everyone.
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#46Skull_proPosted 1/25/2013 11:12:07 AM
DaRk MaGe2004 posted...
Dear Farfetch'd/Magikarp/Basculin/Crawdaunt/Kingler/Tauros

We would like you to join us in celebrating the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Jones at 6 o'clock on the evening of July 2nd, 2013 at the Seven Stars Ballroom of Hotel Grand Lake.

Music will be provided by the famed Hearthome City String Quartet, followed by some lively dancing tunes played by the Jubilife City pop sensation, Hyp and the Drow-Zs.

Dinner will be Surf and Turf (12 oz. steak or roast duck; served alongside baked fish, lobster tail, or crab legs); dependent on the amount of guests that RSVP.
Serving Time is at 7:30. Appetizers will be served at 6:30.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Laureen Chadwick-Pryce
Party Coordinator


Hahaha. This is the best one yet.
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#47xBl1tzkri3gxPosted 1/25/2013 11:12:31 AM
KingTumbleweed posted...
Deer Xerneas,

How's it going bro?

Signed
Stantler

no one will get the real joke


I see what you did there
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#48DemonSlayer92Posted 1/25/2013 11:17:30 AM
Dear Ninetails,

You're more of a trash Pokemon than Trubbish.

Without love,
All other Pokemon
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#49CakeOfLiesPosted 1/25/2013 11:23:59 AM
Hemerukio posted...
Dear Tranquill,

STOP USING DETECT.

Signed, everyone.


Yup. I agree.
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#50FFnutPosted 1/25/2013 11:24:06 AM
DaRk MaGe2004 posted...
Dear Farfetch'd/Magikarp/Basculin/Crawdaunt/Kingler/Tauros

We would like you to join us in celebrating the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Jones at 6 o'clock on the evening of July 2nd, 2013 at the Seven Stars Ballroom of Hotel Grand Lake.

Music will be provided by the famed Hearthome City String Quartet, followed by some lively dancing tunes played by the Jubilife City pop sensation, Hyp and the Drow-Zs.

Dinner will be Surf and Turf (12 oz. steak or roast duck; served alongside baked fish, lobster tail, or crab legs); dependent on the amount of guests that RSVP.
Serving Time is at 7:30. Appetizers will be served at 6:30.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Laureen Chadwick-Pryce
Party Coordinator


Dear Ms. Chadwick-Pryce,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the Jones reception at the advice of my lawyer, who has assured me that doing so would compromise the purpose of my relocation to the Kanto Safari Zone For Endangered Species. However, at his request I have forwarded your invitation to my good friend Miltank. You can expect to hear back from her in the future.

Thank you,
-Tauros


PT_Piranha posted...
pmackinnon posted...
Polimario posted...
Politoad, Crogunk


No.


What are they, then?


He was referring to their misspellings, not that they're not frogs.
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