I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the Jones reception at the advice of my lawyer, who has assured me that doing so would compromise the purpose of my relocation to the Kanto Safari Zone For Endangered Species. However, at his request I have forwarded your invitation to my good friend Miltank. You can expect to hear back from her in the future.
Thank you, -Tauros
After confirming with my employers, we have decided that we would be more than happy to see to your special needs situation and are able to reserve space for you at the nearby Pastoria City Safari Zone for Endangered Species; whom the Jones's, as you may know, are annual benefactors of. Once again, we strongly urge for your attendance and hope that you will inform us of any other special needs situations you may encounter.
Also, we have received an RSVP from your friend Miltank who has gladly accepted.
We have also added a specialty dessert to our dinner menu, MooMoo Ice Cream.
Sincerely Yours, Mrs. Laureen Chadwick-Pryce Party Coordinator Seven Stars Event Planning Department
To die without leaving a trace, that is the legacy of the Garo
Who the hell do you think you are, just moving through time whenever you please? Stop it.
Dear pokemon fans,
Even though we aren't dogs, we sure do look a lot like them and don't take offense to such mundane things. We're to cool for that.
Legendarily yours, Entei, Raikou, and Suicune
Dear mistaken Pokemon fan,
Stop forging out signatures. The only one of us that looks anything like a dog is Entei.
Sincerely, The Legendary Beasts
(P.S. - And even then I'm based on a Chinese guardian lion which often has the misfortune of being mistaken for a canine by Westerners. -Entei)
(P.P.S. - Since when do dogs have teeth like a saber-tooth tiger? -Raikou)
(P.S.P.S. - It's almost as if we're all based on creatures from Japanese mythology...what a crazy random happenstance that we're found in Ecruteak, decidedly the most traditional Japanese town in the entire series! -Suicune)