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#51CakeOfLiesPosted 1/25/2013 12:34:18 PM
Dear, Whitney's Miltank...
You are the most evil creature to exist in the Pokemon universe.
Just thought I'd let you know.

"I'm no Jedi; I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions." - Kyle Katarn
#52Edgemaster70000Posted 1/25/2013 12:36:16 PM
Dear Seviper,

Why has every single snake pokemon ever created suck in every way possible? Limited movesets, bad stats, and bad types?

-Arbok and Serperior
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#53DaRk MaGe2004Posted 1/25/2013 12:37:47 PM
FFnut posted...

Dear Ms. Chadwick-Pryce,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend the Jones reception at the advice of my lawyer, who has assured me that doing so would compromise the purpose of my relocation to the Kanto Safari Zone For Endangered Species. However, at his request I have forwarded your invitation to my good friend Miltank. You can expect to hear back from her in the future.

Thank you,

Dear Tauros,

After confirming with my employers, we have decided that we would be more than happy to see to your special needs situation and are able to reserve space for you at the nearby Pastoria City Safari Zone for Endangered Species; whom the Jones's, as you may know, are annual benefactors of. Once again, we strongly urge for your attendance and hope that you will inform us of any other special needs situations you may encounter.

Also, we have received an RSVP from your friend Miltank who has gladly accepted.

We have also added a specialty dessert to our dinner menu, MooMoo Ice Cream.

Sincerely Yours,
Mrs. Laureen Chadwick-Pryce
Party Coordinator
Seven Stars Event Planning Department
To die without leaving a trace, that is the legacy of the Garo
#54AuroraSonicBeamPosted 1/25/2013 12:38:10 PM
Dear Salamence,

You mad bro?

Sincerely, Dragonite
If you fail to get krump....nothing you do in life will succeed.- Krump King ASB
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#55AurawhispererPosted 1/25/2013 12:38:35 PM
Dear Dump bag aka Garbodor,

You suck and you're ugly as a hunk of trash. Smell too


Swalot, Weezing, and Muk

P.S. Go to Arceus and tell him to erase you and your kind from existence
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#56Komachi_TachiPosted 1/25/2013 12:42:05 PM(edited)
Dear Samurott,

When I get my DW ability I'm going to leave you in NU all by yourself. :)

With glee, Serperior.
Dearest father and mother in heaven, ...Oh, whoops, they're not dead yet ~ Norma Beatty
#57ColorlessMagePosted 1/25/2013 12:41:16 PM
Dear chespin~

There isn't room for a third over liked mascot of pokemon fans,we will hunt you down,expect us.

~from mudkip,pikachu
#58InhaledCornPosted 1/25/2013 12:53:32 PM
ColorlessMage posted...
Dear chespin~

There isn't room for a third over liked mascot of pokemon fans,we will hunt you down,expect us.

~from mudkip,pikachu

Dear Mudkip and Pikachu,

First off, where'd you learn grammar? Secondly, I think you have me confused with Fennekin.


3DS FC: 2578-3118-6645 PSN: PowahBoxers
Currently hooked on Ragnarok Odyssey.
#59snuffles504Posted 1/25/2013 12:56:33 PM
keybladesrus posted...
Dear Celebi,

Who the hell do you think you are, just moving through time whenever you please? Stop it.


I lol'd.

sonicqaz2 posted...
Dear pokemon fans,

Even though we aren't dogs, we sure do look a lot like them and don't take offense to such mundane things. We're to cool for that.

Legendarily yours, Entei, Raikou, and Suicune

Dear mistaken Pokemon fan,

Stop forging out signatures. The only one of us that looks anything like a dog is Entei.

The Legendary Beasts

(P.S. - And even then I'm based on a Chinese guardian lion which often has the misfortune of being mistaken for a canine by Westerners. -Entei)

(P.P.S. - Since when do dogs have teeth like a saber-tooth tiger? -Raikou)

(P.S.P.S. - It's almost as if we're all based on creatures from Japanese mythology...what a crazy random happenstance that we're found in Ecruteak, decidedly the most traditional Japanese town in the entire series! -Suicune)
....because shutup.
R - Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
#60ProdozulPosted 1/25/2013 12:57:45 PM
IrisVile posted...
I remember this topic. Ahahaha~

The original one isn't that old :/