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Pokemon visit Game Freak's office

#21CharizardFirePosted 1/26/2013 5:04:27 PM(edited)
From: Missingno_Mastr | #009
Durant: I'd like to learn Earthquake, please.

GF: Earthquake, hmm? Alright, nice, nice... DENIED.

Durant: What?! Why?!

GF: You're a friggin' insect, that's why.

Durant: That makes no sense. You gave it to Pineco- if a friggin' pine cone can shake the earth, then why not an overgrown steel ant?

GF: Because your face. Now get out.
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Flareon: We'd like better movepools.

Heatmor: Yeah, what he said.

GF: Heatmor, what are you complaining about? We gave you Fire Punch, ThunderPunch, and, in a move I will never understand, Giga Drain. What more could you want?

Heatmor: How about a little something called Flame Charge? I'm the only Fire-type that doesn't get that move, and with my Speed, I really need it!

GF: Oh, is that so? Interesting. Denied, but interesting.

Heatmor: Oh, come on! You gave it to Litwick! What makes a possessed candle better at covering itself in fire and tackling its opponent than the likes of me?

GF: I don't hear the possessed candle b****ing.

Heatmor: Well, duh. Chandelure is one of the most powerful Fire-types in all of creation! Of course it's not b****ing!

GF: Well, you are. And we don't like it.

Flareon: And what about me?

GF: What about you?

Flareon: If not Flare Blitz, then at least give me Blaze Kick! Come on, you make Attack my best stat, and then you restrict me to crap like Fire Fang? What gives?

GF: Your face. Now get out.
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Delibird: I'm requesting a new Hidden Ability.

GF: Denied.

Delibird: What? But I didn't even tell you what I had in mind for a replacement!

GF: Doesn't matter. You're just the way we intended.

Delibird: You intended me to be sucky? You do realize that Vital Spirit and Insomnia are for all intensive purposes the exact same thing?

GF: Yep.

Delibird: But why?

GF: Because your face. Now get out.
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Luvdisc: *inhales*

GF: No.

Luvdisc: But-

GF: No.

Luvdisc: But I-

GF: You are not getting an evolution. We have been over this before. No. Not happening. Because your face. Now get out.
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Shedinja: I'd like an alteration to my Ability.

GF: Oh, here we go...

Shedinja: Just hear me out. I'd like the effects of Magic Guard tacked onto Wonder Guard, so it truly does what it says on the tin- protects me from all but super-effective damage. C'mon, you have to admit, something's wrong when some of your guaranteed counters include Snover and Hippopotas, right?

GF: You make a pretty compelling case... Denied.

Shedinja: What?! Oh, that does it! *turns around* Kiss your souls good-bye, b****es!

GF: ...*yawn*

Shedinja: ...are you kidding me? Why didn't that work?

GF: We deny everything presented to us, do you honestly think we have souls anymore?

Shedinja: Just tell me why you won't approve my idea.

GF: Because your face. Now get out.


Mewtwo: I'd like a signature move.

GF: Why?

Mewtwo: Lugia and Ho-Oh have signature moves, and you gave them my stats!

GF: They don't have your stats.

Mewtwo: Yes they do. They're just distributed differently. My Special Attack is their Special Defense.

GF: Oh, is that so? Interesting. Denied, but interesting.

Mewtwo: Why?

GF: We're too busy making a new move called Psyshock that does damage based on the user's Special Attack and the target's Defense. You'll get it too, if you stop complaining.

Mewtwo: No.

GF: Why?

Mewtwo: Because your face. *attacks with psychic power*

GF: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Mewtwo: *designs Psystrike and leaves*
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#22CM_PonchPosted 1/26/2013 5:03:33 PM
GF: So I was thinking dragon, maybe fi-
*Pinsir walks in*
GF: What do you want?
Pinsir: I know I bring this up every gen, and the answer is always the same, but hear me o-
GF: I swear to Arceus, if you ask us for an evolution one more time!
Pinsir: Come on man, I'm one of the original 150, Gen 1, Blue Exclue!
GF: Out!
Pinsir: You gave Scyther an evolution!
GF: Yeah, Scyther's pretty cool, maybe an alternate Scyther evolution for Gen 6...
Pinsir: Every f***ing year!
*Pinsir heads towards the door only for it to open, Eevee on the other side*
Pinsir: One of these days...one of these days...
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#23arceusrules1988Posted 1/26/2013 5:11:04 PM
Arceus and Finnikin walk in
Arceus - I want
GF - no you can not be in the game
Arceus - How do you
GF - Know what you are going to ask . We are Psychic.
Finnikin - I want to evolve into Fire/Psychic
GF - We can't all be Psychic. GF Uses Psychic on Finnikin Finnikin disappears.
GF - I need a new fire starter who likes being a fighting type.
Arceus - Back to me why can't I be in the game?
Mewtwo walks in
GF - because we like mewtwo better. Leave before I do to you what I did to Finnikin.
Arceus leaves
Mewtwo - I heard you liked me can I evolve into Mewthree then?
GF - We like you but not that much rejected. next
missingno walks in
GF - Not you I use Psychic
Missingno disappears
GF - I finally got rid of that thing.
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#24KingTumbleweedPosted 1/26/2013 5:26:45 PM
*Male Gardevoir walks in*
New GF Employee: Woah a chick!
GF: No, Steve, don't!
MG: I'm male you idiot!
New GF Employee: dfdsgfhbvcgdfgewsfsf
*dies*
GF: Oh great. What do you want anyway?
MG: I want to know why the hell you made me you sick freaks!
GF: What? We gave you Gallade!
MG: Not back in R/S! Make Gadevoir female only!
GF: DENIED! It wouldn't make sense and we'd lose a fraction of the fanbase!
MG: I don't give a damn! Make it so that all male Kirlia evolve into Gallade!
GF: NO! Get out!
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*Kyurem hulks in with Reshiram and Zekrom following*
GF: No.
Kyurem: What? I was just gonna say-
GF: No we will not continue your story and put in the Original Dragon.
Zekrom: Why the hell not?
GF: Because this is how we made you. DENIED. GET OUT.
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*Genie Trio walks in*
GF: Lemme guess, original designs complaint?
Tornadus: Well of course.
GF: We gave you Therian formes.
Tornadus: Well, considering that-
GF: Nope.
Landorus: We could make-
GF: No
Thundus: At least give us-
GF: DENIED.
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#25InsanititiousPosted 1/26/2013 7:10:37 PM
>Meganium walks in

Game Freak: Oh, here we go.

Meganium: I need decent have any decent stats!

Game Freak: Denied.

Meganium: Why in the hell not?

Game Freak: Popularity plays a big part in this franchise; yours doesn't.

Meganium: I look like a friggin' dinosaur! I should at least play the part!

Game Freak: A dino with a flower around its neck.

Meganium: But you designed me!

Game Freak: Take that complaint to Kenny.

Meganium: Then why don't I have a good movepool?

Game Freak: You suck, plain and simple. No one likes you.

Meganium: I'm sure a part of the fan base likes me.

Game Freak: Not enough to reel us in the big greens. NEXT!
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#26InsanititiousPosted 1/26/2013 7:13:45 PM
Insanititious posted...
>Meganium walks in

Game Freak: Oh, here we go.

Meganium: [b]I need decent[/b] stats!

Game Freak: Denied.

Meganium: Why in the hell not?

Game Freak: Popularity plays a big part in this franchise; yours doesn't.

Meganium: I look like a friggin' dinosaur! I should at least play the part!

Game Freak: A dino with a flower around its neck.

Meganium: But you designed me!

Game Freak: Take that complaint to Kenny.

Meganium: Then why don't I have a good movepool?

Game Freak: You suck, plain and simple. No one likes you.

Meganium: I'm sure a part of the fan base likes me.

Game Freak: Not enough to reel us in the big greens. NEXT!


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#27RaistromPosted 1/26/2013 9:11:54 PM
*Black Kyurem walks in*
Gf: Yo, hows your new game going?
Bk: Great, but i uh wanted to talk about me...
GF: What about you? You're Big! You're strong! The second highest attack in the game!
Bk: B-but i need something else...
GF: What would that be?
Bk: Another physical ice move please.
GF: What?! We gave you the most powerful ice move in the game.
Bk: But it's hindering my sweeping potential. I'm not in Ubers because of it!
GF: Oh, don't tell tell us you're referring to the 'metagame' crap. We all know that doesn't exist.
Bk: C'mon just give me icicle crash or ice shard would be nice.
GF: Denied. We've been generous enough already. Now go on. Out.
BK: B-but...
GF: Out! Now!
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#28Speedmaster1225Posted 1/26/2013 9:49:26 PM
*Charizard walks in*

Charizard: can i haz an buff.

GF: Hm. Why should we?

Charizard: i'm suposed 2 b de numba won pogeyman plz maek me strawnger.

GF: Did you just say "Give Stealth Rock to every single Pokemon?" What an excellent idea! Consider it done!

Charizard: no fak u.
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#29Gu3rri11aPosted 1/26/2013 10:50:03 PM
*Metagross walks in*

Metagross: I want a new ability.

GF: You got one. Light metal.

Metagross: I mean a good one. Something I can use actively and doesn't, well, suck.

GF: DENIED! Already gave Dragonite multiscale, and Salamance moxie. Gotta go easy on you pseudos' new abilities for a while.

Metagross: Ok, how long is a while?

GF: ETERNITY! Get out!
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