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ITT: Pokemon moves not to use in bed.

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2 years ago#81
So many people are so bad at this. :| I feel sorry for your significant others.
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2 years ago#82
BluntGrunt posted...
You people might say Eruption and stuff like that's good, but it isn't. I don't want to burn my sex partner with lava and I don't want to get hard as steel down there by using Harden because it could damage me and my partner. Not to mention moves like Harden or minimize affect your whole body, so you'd get fully hard as steel and fully small as an ant (or something).

So, yeah. None should be used.
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It's called euphemisms. In bed, Eruption doesn't mean spewing lava everywhere. It means spewing something else, and you DO want to make sure your partner has an eruption if you know what I mean.

Now I see why you people are doing so horribly at this thread. You're talking it literally. Stop it.
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2 years ago#83
Mud slap
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2 years ago#84
Self-destruct.
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2 years ago#85
NOT to use in bed. :
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2 years ago#86
BluntGrunt posted...
You people might say Eruption and stuff like that's good, but it isn't. I don't want to burn my sex partner with lava and I don't want to get hard as steel down there by using Harden because it could damage me and my partner. Not to mention moves like Harden or minimize affect your whole body, so you'd get fully hard as steel and fully small as an ant (or something).

So, yeah. None should be used.
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ITT: Pokemon moves not to use in bed.


Usually people only read the topic title and ignore the actual post itself, but you seem to have completely ignored the title, which amuses me.
2 years ago#87
rest talk
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