DarthBadgerPosted 1/30/2013 4:47:09 AM | King-gamer posted...I'm just gonna post random people now.
So Bush is a chicken, Stalin is a popular pet, hitler is a ninja and Mao is a cat. Incidentally, mao means cat in Chinese. Note that capitalization changes the outcome. --- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble Should have. Should ******* have. |
loshgoobiPosted 1/30/2013 5:47:44 AM | No.854 loshgoobi
Chatter Pokemon
DARK
HT 24′09″ WT 1552.4 lbs.
It easily warms up to people so it will even help maniacs at work. It deftly uses its front teeth to pick up and eat trucks. --- Pokemon Black: 3869 0848 3154 3DS: 4940 5442 4515 |
KillerMechanoidPosted 1/30/2013 7:34:40 AM | No.492 Justin Bieber Glide Pokemon FLYING HT 3'05" WT 55.4 lbs. It lurks in the jungle patiently waiting for prey to approach. It collects trucks and carries its findings back to its den. ...anybody else here upset that he got a pretty neat entry? No.673 Your Mom Cat Pokemon DARK FIGHTING HT 12'04" WT 394.8 lbs. It sleeps elegantly and is said to represent the lake. Your Mom's front teeth can seem a little strange. ...Your Mom's actually pretty cool for once. |
CakeOfLiesPosted 1/30/2013 8:30:47 AM | No.743 Troll
Stag Beetle Pokemon
ELECTRIC BUG
HT 1'07" WT 13.3 lbs.
It is a little mischievous so it will even help maniacs at work. Be careful if you encounter Troll in the valley. It will attack with its long tail.
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No.559 Noob
Horse Pokemon
ELECTRIC
HT 9'03" WT 213.4 lbs.
Noob's big jaws can seem very strange. It can circle the Earth within 16 hours.
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No.753 Fanboy
Mysterious Pokemon
GRASS FIGHTING
HT 2'10" WT 26.2 lbs.
It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. There have been incidents of Fanboy using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn.
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No.542 Gary Oak
Monkey Pokemon
PSYCHIC ICE
HT 8'01" WT 182.5 lbs.
Gary Oak's large mouth can seem extremely strange. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the desert. --- https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/11/wXLYp87DiE2C6xnGXLS7BA2.jpg |
double_O7Posted 1/30/2013 9:15:50 AM | No.754 double_O7 Long Leg Pokemon
BUG
HT 0′06″ WT 22.6 lbs.
It dances elegantly and is said to represent the lake. It is strong enough to easily lift up scholars.
^ I can lift up... scholars? --- Only Toonami, Saturday nights on [adult swim] http://www.adultswim.com/shows/toonami/index.html |
HejiruPosted 1/30/2013 9:23:18 AM | No. 632 Turtle Pokemon Psychic/Grass HT 3' 09" WT 59.4 lbs.
It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. There are some specimens of Hejiru that have lived for 800 years.
Respect your elders, guys. I was alive when your great-great-great-grandparents were in diapers! --- "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy |
ZcorpionPosted 1/30/2013 9:30:07 AM | No.921 Zcorpion
Trainee Pokemon
PSYCHIC WATER
HT 2′04″ WT 40.6 lbs.
It has much physical strength so it will even help old men at work. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand.
WHAT!? --- Chuck Norris cried for the first and last time on July Fourth, 1995. PSN: D_Zcorpion |
BlueMage02Posted 1/30/2013 9:43:36 AM (edited) | lol
No.035 BlueMage02
Dragon Pokemon
DRAGON
HT 3'00" WT 42.0 lbs.
After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. It lives in the meadows and catches food with its round eyes. --- PSN:BlueXMage XBL:jfellipe UMVC3: Ghost Rider/Morrigan/Phoenix |
KillerMechanoidPosted 1/30/2013 9:43:20 AM | Interestingly enough, typing any of the 17 types (starting letter in caps, e.g. Fire) will NOT give a pokemon of the respective type. Weird. |
airtamisPosted 1/30/2013 9:49:33 AM | No. 629: Airtamis Sparrow Pokemon HT: 41'11" WT: 2072.3 lbs
It lurks in the river patiently waiting for prey to approach. It can circle the earth in 11 hours.
http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Airtamis&l=en |