Dark type moves that faints all of the opponent's Pokemon at once, takes their items and transfers them to your bag, and inflict a new status condition that make them unrevivable, even by a Pokemon Center. Dark type, never misses, and has +6 priority.
A god am I Infinite PP and BP, hits all opponents including benched ones Automatically chooses type to be "best". When used directly will fully revive and heal all party members. Used automatically in a false-swipe mode when you choose a pokeball item, then turns said pokeball into a snag-masterball, letting you literally catch any pokemon. Oh, and the transformed ball has a heal/super luxury ball effect that fully heals, triples happiness gain, and bumps initial happiness up to 150. If used on the field can do any of the following: -copy the effect of any HM. -Teleport you to any tile in the room -Remove any entity in the room. -Add new entities to the room. -Teleport you to any marked location on the overworld map -Create a mark on the overworld map for where you are currently standing. -open a link to Someone's PC for pokemon management. -Summon any pokemon for battle -get you 100 free pokeballs -get 100,000 free pokedollars -heal your entire party fully. -summon a secret shop that lets you buy any item, as well as several items that don't otherwise exist (includes EV, IV editor, nature, ability, etc. editor, shiny maker, other broken stuff I don't feel like thinking up and other stuff that I don't feel like directly mentioning) Oh, and it's a TM teachable to any pokemon that you get along with your pokedex and first pokemon.
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