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ITT: We badly describe Pokemon as if we can't remember their names.

#1Whats_Up4444Posted 2/1/2013 1:26:56 AM
Okay, so there was this one, with like high def and sp def....and was like a slug in a rock or something idk

You get it on a beach....
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#2AlI_About_The_UPosted 2/1/2013 1:29:02 AM
There's this Pokemon... it has four legs.
#3DarthBadgerPosted 2/1/2013 1:36:48 AM
There's this one dumb looking lizard thing that can't keep it's mouth closed and wears a tie or something and is always pulling it's pants up.
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#4Czar_YoshiPosted 2/1/2013 1:37:40 AM
Looks like some sort of freaky blue punching bag with lipstick.
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#5TenzhiPosted 2/1/2013 1:41:02 AM
Cat fetus.
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#6GubbeyPosted 2/1/2013 1:49:57 AM
There's this thing that's a brown lump sticking out of the ground, and it evolves into three brown lumps, and it's like... A brown lump, yeah, that's about it.
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#7Roast_GriefPosted 2/1/2013 1:50:11 AM
It just stares. It stares with eyes that PIERCE YOUR VERY SOUL! Also, it's yellow, has a duck bill and is always holding its head.
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#8TheGaijinPosted 2/1/2013 1:52:00 AM
- looks like a masticated chewing gum
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#9TenzhiPosted 2/1/2013 1:53:14 AM
Imagine the foulest odor you've ever experienced distilled down to its purest form and made into a sort of disgusting marmalade that tries to eat you...
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#10sumuthergamerPosted 2/1/2013 1:56:17 AM
Ya know, that one that looks like a cat? Yeah, that one. It's my favorite.
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