Gurdurr, I do thank you for somehow contracting Pokerus in my White 2 game. I wasn't even using you on my team for anything other than Strength, so I'm not sure how you were the one to actually get it. (Unless I'm misremembering, which is likely). Also, your girder has a nice 3D effect in the 3DS Pokedex app, and your evolution led to a nice little running gag on my Youtube channel.
If you actively hate Justin Bieber... then you don't know what "intended audience" means. Hate Twilight instead, it's far worse.