It wasn't sarcastic, your misconceptions on just how much creationism relies on lies and on areas of science like evolution and the Big Bang is pretty staggering.
I didn't construct an argument because if creationists listened to those, they wouldn't be creationists in the first place--you can only BE a creationist if you actively deny the truth, either on purpose or because of ignorance.
There are two creationists--the liars, and those who believe the liars.
There are two creationists arguments--goddidit, and that doesn't prove anything.
And creationism is a uniquely American oddity.
Besides, this is POKEMON, there's no need to explain the science and religion thing because Pokemon is not exactly a serious matter. (Not that you DID explain it, though.) Nor does science vs. religion automatically mean science vs. creationism. --- You are the universe Expressing itself as a human, for a little while