Pretty hard question to answer, but I think Alaxazam. Having Psychic powers and an IQ 5,000 seems pretty nice. Having almost no muscles is a problem, but my psychic powers give me them anyway, so I sort of do. Or I could not be a lazy Alakazam and use my hands so I do have muscles.
"My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass. And there's no accounting for dumbassness.